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Please keep boosting. 🙏🏿 I just want my electricity turned back on.

I really can and will blame the 9-5 for everything. "We're in a loneliness epidemic" well, we have to spend a third of our day interacting with people in a professional way that makes forming real friendships difficult and then we're peopled out by the time we're done. "People are eating more and more unhealthily" people have to spend more than a third of their day doing work related tasks and they don't want to spend their tiny amount of free time making food. "People aren't involved in their local communities" after spending more than a third of their day doing work related things people are tired and also all those community events take place during normal working hours. "People need to get more hobbies" after spending more than a third of their day working, people are TIRED and don't want to do anything that takes yet more energy. "Literacy is dying" to maintain your critical thinking skills you need to read/watch things that make you think and after spending more than a third of your day doing work related stuff you are TIRED and don't want to expend even more brainnpower. "People need to get outside more" People. Are. TIRED. Because they have to spend all of their time working or preparing for work or recovering from work or doing all the chores they couldn't stay on top of because of work. I can blame fucking anything on having to work, it is truly the root of all fucking evil.

imagine if cocks could self-lubricate, like they could secrete ooze

Commercials should be illegal

imagine u turn me on and i display a full color ad for the nextest and bestest sex robot lovense has made 2 date. i would end it all

When you rip out the parasite and it laughs and laughs and tells you how much worse it could be. How good you have it. And you crush it under your boot.

A parasite is a parasite is a parasite. It does not matter what the parasite does as long as it drains you and pains you when you never asked for it.

you see a sufferer and you recognize a parasite. you see someone alive and you don't. because either you have a parasite and you are suffering, or neither apply. that is the only way it can be. the parasite that looks through your eyes and speaks through your mouth can be as much as you as it wants (replacement thief spiteful hatred) or as different (saboteur demon spiteful hatred) and you will still suffer. a parasite is a parasite.

i love deltarune but kris is never going to like us jsyk. even if we save the world all on our lonesome from here on out somehow just like leave everything back to "normal" and fix all the problems. we are an inherently unforgivable character in the story of deltarune and it doesn't matter what we do. our choices don't matter lol.

what if I want to wake up next to another trans girl and be able to cuddle her for hours and hours and hours and hours, what then

subtle environmental storytelling of me having to write “another trans girl” so cis dudes dont start stinking up the notes of this one