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The things I would've done to see Worf wear this...are unspeakable
Could watch this split second of that episode for the rest of eternity
Recently watched the new Witcher season with a friend and I think they did a pretty good job with Regis. Or rather, Laurence Fishburne did. Although he's missing his aquiline nose, he's eloquent, charming and talks too much. And his voice is very pleasant to listen to, so that's Regis as well.
But I would've killed to see the iconic book scene where Geralt puts his sword to Regis' throat and Regis is smiling with all the fangs showing and telling Geralt to push. But maybe that would've been too much to handle for the audience.
Emhyr saying "good girl" was certainly too much for me though
And the Heavens Wept
Gather round my children, and let me tell you of the humans. They came from the third planet of a tiny system, surrounded by desolate space. Not one sentient species for hundreds of lightyears, and they managed to propel themselves into space.
We watched from afar as they developed slowly. We watched as they warred among themselves, brutal and savage. We watched as they rendered regions of their planet uninhabitable to themselves, a hardy species able to adapt to even the most hostile of environments. We watched as suddenly and without warning they united under four banners, the rest falling by the wayside. We watched as they expanded into what we had begun to use as a buffer zone, to allow these humans to burn themselves out in.
But they did not burn themselves out. Despite their warring among themselves. Harsh people. Humankind is a race of warriors, do not be fooled by the eloquence of their diplomats. In their own words, “All diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means”. Their greatest artists and philosophers were born from blood and conflict. I had the privilege once to view a painting by one Pablo Picasso, entitled Guernica. It was a savage piece, with not a drop of color. It showed the horrors of war, and the irony of it all was that the painting hung in the office of one of humankind’s generals.
It was sudden, when they burst from the containment zone. When they realized they were not alone. And we, with heavy hearts, prepared to fight them bitterly and to the last. Imagine then, our surprise when humanity embraced us among the stars as long lost brothers. They were overjoyed to discover they were not alone in the darkness. Despite their brutal and warlike culture, despite their glorification of death and violence, their people do not seek out combat. An ancient general of theirs once put it thusly “Although a soldier by profession, I have never felt any sort of fondness for war, and I have never advocated it, except as a means of peace”.
For centuries humanity worked to better itself. They unified under a single Interstellar Empire, the Empire of Man, the Human Empire, however you called it. They enjoyed art and music. They became leisurely at home, exploratory in the field. Their weapons of war were long gone, beaten into plowshares as they say. Humanity was finally at peace. There was no conflict among them, a few border skirmishes for certain, and they kept a small standing military, but nothing more than that. We considered them domesticated.
At first we were surprised at their transformation, then overjoyed. We welcomed them into the fold of the cosmos, embraced them as they would embrace us. We thought we knew humanity then, that we had seen them at their best and their worst. We were wrong, so very wrong. We did not truly understand humanity until the Texar-Hakara came into the void between the stars.
Seemingly more brutal, more bloodthirsty than even the humans, they swept into our region of space like conquerors. They smashed whatever feeble resistance the Yungling managed to put up, took their planets, enslaved the survivors, and pressed on. The Junti were next, utterly destroyed. The four great races left, ourselves, the Itaxa, the Kukrama, and the Illnaa, banded together to try and stop them. In our arrogance, we did not include the humans in our pact. Too few in number, too weak in frame, too backwards in technology we thought.
The Texar-Hakara hit our borders like the great wave that sweeps life from the beach. We hardened our hearts and prepared for the worst. Seeming without pause they crushed our border defenses. They obliterated the first fleets we sent to them. The Itaxa fell to the Texar-Hakara, enslaved, killed, scattered to the corners of the galaxy. Then the humans sent us an offer, a request really. They asked to fight alongside us.
Bemused, we accepted. What else could we do? Deny them the right to fight with us for their very survival? We thought to assign them as rearguards, to ferry our people to safety after our fleets fell. We thought wrong.
Humanity swept into the stars with a fury unmatched by any other. Their fleets were not the heaviest. Their guns not the most accurate. Their soldiers however. Their sailors. Their warriors were unmatched by any others in the cosmos. I remember the first battle in which the humans fought the Texar-Hakara like it was but a single solar cycle ago. Our forces were on the brink of breaking and fleeing. Our ships were gutted ruins. Our fighters exhausted and out of missiles. Then humanity fell upon the flank of the enemy, and the full force of the Human Empire was unleashed in a single moment of utter fury. Landing craft spat across the distance in an instant, slamming into enemy hulls and disgorging humanity’s greatest weapon, their Marines. In close combat humanity is unstoppable, and so they took the vast distances of space combat out of the equation.
Their ships belched fire and plasma. Lasers crossed the vast distances in the blink of an eye. Half the Texar-Hakaran fleet was obliterated in minutes. The other half turned to face this new enemy, only to be wracked by internal explosions as the Marines did their work. Their greatest ships turned on the rest of the fleet, a handful of humans holding the bridge against waves of enemy attackers to turn the tide of battle.
The Interstellar War came to a screeching turnaround. The advance of the Texar-Hakara halted, like it had hit an immovable wall. In many ways that is what humanity is, an immovable, implacable wall. Then, with the ferocity humanity is alone capable of, they routed the Texar-Hakara. Not from that lone battle. They pushed them out of Itaxa space, liberating the slaves. The space of the Junti and the Yungling was swept clear of invaders. Then the Texar-Hakara committed the gravest of sins in humanity’s eyes. They warped a fleet to Earth, jewel of humanity’s empire. They burned that blue and green world. They destroyed it, and the ten billion people it housed.
Humanity is a forgiving race my children. Even their most terrible of wars have resulted in lasting friendships between nations. When they left millions dead and broken on the muddly fields of their world, they rebuilt the aggressors. They raised them from the mud, dusted them off, and welcomed them back into the fold. But there is one thing that humanity cannot, will not, tolerate. It is abhorrent to them my children. To strike at their home, to strike where they raise their young ones. Where they leave their mates and non combatants. To strike there is to raise the ire of the human race, truly.
Humanity raged. Their attempts at obtaining the surrender of the Texar-Hakara halted. The war turned from a righteous war of liberation to a furious and hateful war of retribution. We begged the humans to stop, to leave what few planets the Texar-Hakara had alone. Our pleas went unanswered for months, until a single human ambassador came to us. His face was cold and emotionless. He told us, in no uncertain terms, that the Texar-Hakara had doomed themselves and that any trying to aid them would suffer the same fate. Quietly we watched then, as humanity wiped the Texar-Hakara from the stars. The Texar-Hakara pleaded for mercy. They offered their unconditional surrender. They came to us and begged on bent knee for us to reign in the mad dogs we had unwittingly unleashed into the universe. Humanity had for so long repressed their warrior culture. Tried to become better. Then we had given them back into the fires of war, and humanity had awakened it’s warrior past.
The Texar-Hakara ambassador and his delegation was taken from our halls by grim human Marines and thrust out airlocks. Finally there was but one planet left, and we came to the humans, we pointed to our own losses, our own dead friends some of whom had lived for longer than humanity had been among the stars, and we begged the humans not to take the last of the Texar-Hakara’s lives.
I watched, children, I watched as the Texar-Hakara’s Empire burned. As humanity left but one of their planets alive, a simple backwater colony of no more than ten million. Ten million, out of the trillions. Then the leader of the human military turned to me, and with no emotion in his voice, told me that humanity accepted the unconditional surrender of the Texar-Hakara, and walked off the bridge of my ship.
My children, the lesson here is that a warrior past is never truly gone. Only buried, mayhaps even wiped from living memory. But gone? Never. Humanity showed us that.

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4x05 - Indiscretion
Just watched this episode of Deep Space Nine and um...i kinda lost whatever small amount of respect i had for Gul Dukat...like what's with the wriggling while Kira has her hands on his hip and ass?! He did regain my respect later in the episode though
A new coworker was talking about his experiences at college and how he couldn't wait to graduate. He asked me if I had been to college, so I said a little yeah, never got any sort of degree, but if college was free I'd go for the rest of my life.
He seemed shocked. "Why would you do that to yourself, wouldn't you get sick of it?", he asked. I was shocked that he was sort of protesting it? He continued: wouldn't you get sick of doing the same thing over and over again. I tried to counter that by saying I'd be learning things I only wanted to learn, but in the end he was all "that's bizarre to want to college for forever." Idk maybe this is a bit of an age gap sort of deal?
Tl;dr this isn't a gotcha/would you rather with a penalty. It's free and you can take whatever classes you want.
If the college of your choosing was free and you can take any classes you could, would you go for the rest of your life?
Yes, and I was born pre 2000
Yes, and I'm Gen Z/Alpha born post 2001
No, and I was born pre 2000
No, and I'm Gen Z/Alpha born post 2001
Nuance/am already big wrinkly brain smart 🤓
Recently finished all the quests in the Underdark in Act 1 and when i first encountered the mushrooms I just saw a bunch of them standing on a few mushrooms. I'd just fought that landshark and was in no mood for experiments. So i made Gale cast fireball. One hit. All five of them instantly dead. I was like "hell yeah, nice". Then i went on to explore further...and another one of the shrooms saw me and it started a dialogue. Narrator said sth along the lines of "It backs away slowly, filled with fear. You're not supposed to be here. If you leave now, no harm will come to you" and I was like
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO HARM?! I JUST BLEW UP YOUR BUDDIES AT THE ENTRANCE AND YOU DON'T WANNA KILL ME? OH SHIT, OH FUCK, FUCK NO, YOU GUYS ARE ACTUALLY FRIENDLY, I'M SO FUCKING SORRY...and then i loaded my latest save game...yeah, the shrooms are actually the coolest NPCs i've found so far
You know when the loyalists betrays you in Dishonored? Well, I didn't saw that coming, one of the best plot twists ever in my opinion. And I felt betrayed on a personal level, I felt like they didn’t betray Corvo, they betrayed ME.
Anyone have any good recommendations for naval fiction novels? Kinda in the mood to read some...

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my favorite things to do in Dishonored:
1. reveal myself to the Lord Regent via zoom call in the tower foyer & tell him my cool speech "Hello, my name is Corvo Attano. You killed my Empress. Prepare to die."
2. rob Daud blind & never give him a chance to tell me his cool speech
3. Signing the guest book at Lady Boyles Last Party and also disguising yourself as yourself
what did Galvani do to get turned every which way but loose in every Dishonored game?? he just wants to study rats but then every tuesday his home gets ransacked & corpses/unconscious bodies get piled up in his bathtub.
Le Désespéré / The Desperate
Man or Desperation (Self Portrait)
(1843-45) by Gustave Courbet
Glorious 25th of May!!
Watching Star Trek DS9 and I'm on episode 22 of season 2 and please stop me if I'm wrong, but Dr. Bashir and Garak are dating, right? Cause there's definitely chemistry between them

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I promise I didn't disappear, I just don't have any impulse control and started several at once again haha