uwu ki patthi

Wild to think how invested I once was in captain america. They really put something in the winter soldier (2014). you had to be there

me after 5 minutes of socializing: i’ve earned 3 days of silence

no one can make you feel like a mid bitch without your consent eleanor roosevelt said that

guys should i amend and update this post for the looksmaxxing era of the internet? “no one can mog you you without your consent”? what do we think?

I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks

Just don't fly too close to the sun.

Throw me to the sun and I’ll get it pregnant

he understands the website your honour

formative years? aren’t they all?

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

A Horse power being only 735 watt is honestly so weird like that's not even enough to run a modern game on decent seatings

I don't like that fact

No but for real. Your brain is one of the most advanced machines known to exist. It's a computer capable of running a sapient intelligence on - and I cannot stress this enough - 25 watts of broccoli and stew. What the fuck.

It's a cool fact it just makes me uncomfortable

I don't have time for sex, I'm too busy running a blog that only 11 or 12 people care about

FINALLY someone said it!!!!!!!

#A LITTLE LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

Oh yeah baby, keep coming at me with watery environmental states

"I literally don't care. I just wanna live." like really unlocked something in me. About house centipedes, about bugs, about me.

YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN HANDLE CRITIQUE. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN EMBRACE BEING TOLD YOU WERE WRONG. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN ACCOMPLISH UNPLEASANT TASKS. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN DELIVER DISAPPOINTING NEWS. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU KNOW HOW TO BE DISAGREED WITH. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN BE CORRECTED. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN BE TOLD YOU MESSED UP. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU ARE ABLE TO DO HARD THINGS.