✨🐍🖤SEVERUS🖤🐍✨

underrated snape skill that is not talked about enough is how he can fly unaided like bro that’s so fucking cool

it’s like everyone could fly broomsticks but snape being the drama queen he is decided he wanted to do it ALONE

Imagine Snape catches Harry on the Hogwarts grounds after curfew, so Harry tries to get away on his broom. Just when he things he's gotten away with it, Snape glides up next to him, suspended 10 feet in the air, arms crossed as if he was standing on the ground.

this is genius

He's not helping the vampire allegations

picturing him just levitating next to harry with his arms crossed is the funniest thing ever btw

AU where Snape comes out of the Shrieking Shack covered in blood, Elder Wand in hand and says, "ladies and gentlemen, we got him."

since voldemort relies too much on magic, I can imagine severus, who grew up in the hood, just saying "alright bet" and casually beating up the 71 year old grandpa