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Dreamies: Alright.
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Chenle, sprinting out of the restaurant, carrying a table: START THE CAR!

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Mark: Oh, I don't really wea-
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Jeno: *Whispers* Stop leaving.
Derek the football player and Stiles the hot male cheerleader?
“Derek, for fuck’s sake, get your head in the game!” Isaac cuffs Derek on the back of the head as he jogs past, and Derek’s helmet bumps his nose.
“Shut the hell up,” he yells back crossly, smacking it back into place and glaring at where Stilinski is casually stretching out with Allison Argent. He slows to a walk as Stiles strips off his hoodie to join the rest of the cheerleaders as they practise. His collarbones are a work of fucking art, and his arms as he bends them behind his head—
“Hale!” Finstock tosses his play book on the floor and waves his arms manically at Derek. “I’m sorry, is training for the Championship cutting into your daydreams? Ask Stilinski to the dance later, get your act together! Jesus, I should never have agreed to coach college football. You’ll all be the death of me!” He stalks off to yell at Greenberg and Derek glances up bashfully, just in time to see Stiles looking over at him. Derek feels his face heat up as Stiles smirks, eyes dancing with mirth.
Derek turns away, determined not to give Stilinski another thought with his stupid long, toned legs, and his bright smile, his infectious laughter, the way he deep throated a fucking banana at their last post game party.
He looks back just in time to see Stiles back flipping in time with Allison’s, both of them landing perfectly and then high fiving.
“HALE!” He spins and a football flies into his face.
“Yo, Derek,” someone snaps their fingers in his face. “Derek!”
Derek blinks, his helmet is gone and his head feels like it’s going to explode, and when his gaze focuses it’s to Stiles’ big brown eyes looking down at him in a panic.
“You alive?”
“No,” he croaks. “And it’s your fault.”
Stiles grins, long fingers petting carefully along Derek’s cheeks. “Think he’s ok, Coach.”
“How dandy,” Finstock says drily. “Hale, when you’ve finished lounging around, perhaps you could join us on the field again?”
Derek groans.
“Coach, he could have a concussion!” Stiles exclaims, hands suddenly holding Derek’s face gently, Derek leans into it without thought.
“Go out with me,” he blurts.
“What? Dude, you’ve definitely got a concussion.”
“No,” he insists stubbornly. “Want you to go out with me. I of sound mind, am asking you on a date.”
“Oh, lawyer talk,” Stiles breathes, beaming at him. “Sexy and smart, how can I resist?”
“Hale!!!”
Derek sits up, realises how close they are with Stiles still half crouched over him. “You’ve been driving me crazy all semester.”
“I know,” Stiles grins. “I swear to make it up to you, I’m very flexible.”
Derek feels pretty gloriously dizzy, smiles stupidly at Stiles as Finstock starts tossing water cups around on the field.
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the older i get the more i realize what it meant for lily and james potter to die at 21. when you’re 11 and you’re reading the books, watching the films, 21 feels ancient. it did to me. even the actors they picked looked like they were in their thirties, because actual 21 year olds standing next to harry in the mirror would have been an excruciating sight i think. actual 21 year olds lined up in the photo sirius shows harry would have been horrible to see. they weren’t adults. i look at 21 year olds now and most of them are still teenagers. and i’m so sad because you know harry turns 21 and then 22 and then 28 and 29 and realizes how terribly young his parents were, how brave they were, how exceptional they were, GOD I’M SAD IM GETTING A BEER
Filch has a doctorate in art conservation and has definitely read Hogwarts A History
Actaully speaking of PoA, can we fuckin talk about Filch and his art credentials?
The portrait of the fat lady gets slashed and Dumbledore hands her off to Filch to get restored?
AND FILCH DOES IT, AND DOES IT WELL?
The next time we see her there is NO mention of anything like, oh she’s back but you can kinda see where she was cut… NO. She comes back in PEAK CONDITION.
Restored by Filch, who *has no magic.*
He restored this however many hundreds of year old painting *by hand.*
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH SKILL MUST HAVE BEEN INVOLVED HERE?
This 100% changes the character of Filch. Like I’ve only ever seen him portrayed as this kind of head janitor kind of character, movies style, but like. Why? Why would Hogwarts need that if it’s full of house elves? According to Harry Oblivious Potter, probably cause Dumbledore felt bad and gave him a shitty job but one he could at least do and still be in the wizarding world.
WRONG. It’s cause that’s not his actual job.
Listen.
Dung bomb goes off in a classroom? Long night for the house elves.
Dung bomb goes off in a 300 year old suit of armor? Long six to eight weeks for Argus Filch.
Fanged frisbee tears up an irreplaceable tapestry?
Filch.
Peeves draws dicks on a portrait of the founders?
Filch.
All these damn kids in and out of here every day acting like dumbasses and blowing stuff up when it’s already bad enough they keep tracking dirt and *breathing* all over everything?
Filch.
Now how about, how does Filch know all the secret passages? A combination of things. Probably paintings told him about some. You spend weeks restoring a portrait of someone who helped build the place which lives and moves and speaks in their voice and you’re bound to at least talk a bit, if not learn a few things. But many he probably found on his own, either by wit or by study- he’s gotta be entrenched in tr history of this place. If Binns hadn’t come back as a ghost Filch could probably teach history of magic in his place.
He keeps the place in order such that generations next will still have it, and said generations next show him no god damn respect for that. He’s bitter for a lot of excellent reasons.
This post just made my morning.
@wizardlogic @poplitealqueen curse and bless you for this post because I - I never noticed that detail. I NEVER NOTICED THAT DETAIL BUT NOW THAT YOU POINTED IT OUT “ DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH SKILL MUST HAVE BEEN INVOLVED HERE? “ YES, OP. YES I DO, BECAUSE MY MOM LITERALLY RESTORES PAINTINGS FOR A LIVING! Oil paintings are one of her specialties and this kind of repair is absolutely possible but it takes YEARS of skill and a SUPER steady hand and a GOOD EYE to do holy shit my ENTIRE VIEW OF FILCH IS UPTURNED TOPSY TURVY DERVY UPSIDEFUCKINGDOWN NOW From what I recall: - Slashed, you say? okay, so, if it was a “clean” cut with nothing actually missing, he would likely carefully line it back up but you have to PATCH THE BACK - which takes care and skill and KNOWLEDGE of how to do it right. Also, longer slashes (as might happen with a knife, which I think was the case here) are obviously trickier to line up, requiring more dexterity - You patch it (if you’re doing it properly) from behind, with another piece of canvas, because canvas is good and sturdy there’s a reason we paint on it but doesn’t that mean he has scraps of the stuff just?? lying around?? or at least somebody got him some asap - I don’t know what adhesive is used for this if it’s a SMALL slash, but depending on the size, it might be easier to “line the canvas” which means LITERALLY adhering it the original, delicate canvas to a new one with HOT MELTED WAX, which has to be melted ~just so~ so that you’re not damaging the paint (I think it might be a special wax, too, idk, I might be seeing mom tomorrow and ask?? I’ll ask about whether this is also used for the smaller patches if I can remember) - okay but here’s the tricky part. You’ve gotten it lined up. You’ve patched it. But in order to really and truly HIDE the former tear……..you need to likely do a tiny bit of INPAINTING - fun fact: this is what it sounds like. You’re painting in the missing parts or messed up parts. -This means Filch has to have a GOOD eye for color and pattern, and STEADY hand with a brush, because the tear is NOT noticeable. - he likely also has a good knowledge of the ingredients of oil paint and how to mix/thin/thicken them properly!! FILCH HAS ART TRAINING. LITERALLY. HE’S BEEN TRAINED IN THIS. HE HAS TO BE. - SIDEBAR: We know (thanks to Colin Creevey’s babbling in Book 2) that Wizarding Photographs move because during the development process, you use some sort of potion to magic it. I would lay good money that there’s something similar that gets added to oil paints, possibly enchanted linseed oil or something, something that would be in the BASE of the paint, since it’s found in all the colors of the magical paintings. He knows how to mix this in, he’s gotta, otherwise this poor woman would have like, a glitch in her painting, right? That’s my headcanon there. - OH OH I FORGOT!! you never ever EVER want to “match the dirt” on an antique painting you want to match the actual original colors as best you can, so HE HAS TO STRIP THE ORIGINAL VARNISH AND ANY DIRT ON OR UNDER IT BEFORE HE INPAINTS - THIS IS AN EXTREMELY LONG, DELICATE PROCESS USING OFTEN-NASTY CHEMICAL SOLVENTS. You do it goddamn inch by inch!! with like, Q-tops and cotton balls!! Alternatively, you can use your own spit with Q-tips and Cotton Balls, because spit is the most gentle solvent of all (there’s your Gross Handy Art Restoration Fact of the Day), but either way, jesus, this is a LONG process, it’s EXTREMELY tedious and a lot of really REALLY careful work. Like. My mom, and any decent restorer, will tend to charge HUNDREDS for most restorations, or thousands of dollars for particularly large ones. She charges by one of several Difficulty levels, plus by the square inch because, yeah….that’s a lot of labor. how fucking. big is this painting again??? - then there’s the revarnishing step, because you gotta PROTECT the future painting. or rather, there’s TWO varnishing steps, IIRC because you don’t really want your retouch work to directly lay on the original if you can help it, apaprently? you want it to be removable if you fuck it up or need to redo the repair at any point, apparently?? or something like that. My mom, at least, always does a layer of varnish (tedious in its own right, brushed on carefully to avoid bubbles or streaks) lets it dry for I want to say a day or two it could be longer (I’ll try to remember to ask) and THEN only THEN does she do the inpainting. which you ALSO varnish over. and let dry. so uh, this might be another case of Jo REALLY getting her timelines awful messy because there’s no fucking way that think took under a few days to fix?? I think we’re looking at over a week MINIMUM, if Filch was really going at it, and that is my not-quite-professional opinion, it might actually be longer I’m not saying the only way we can reconcile this is by Filch using a time turner to take the painting back in time and start work on it before the fucking school year even starts, but I AM saying that’s one of the only plausible ways I can see that painting getting repaired WITHOUT MAGIC that quickly but my god, that man must have a really good artistic eye. and like. it just occurred to me. he’s a squib. he couldn’t get a proper magical education at someplace like Hogwarts, since he cant’ do Charms or Transfigurations or the like, so like?? did he?? go to like a muggle college or something?? did he go to literal art school?? how did that mesh with the magical components of the paintings and other art he might be working on?? DO WIZARDS HAVE AN ART SCHOOL??? ARE ALL WIZARD ARTISTS SELF-TAUGHT?? WAS LEONARDO A WIZARD?? WAS HE SQUIB??? IS THAT WHY HE INVENTED FLYING MACHINE CONCEPTS, BECAUSE HE COULDN”T USE A BROOM????????? I CAN’T BELIEVE I HAVE BEEN OBSESSING OVER HOW THERE CANNOT POSSIBLY BE ONLY ONE AMERICAN WIZARDING SCHOOL WHEN I COULD HAVE QUESTIONED HOW THEY FUCK THEY HAVE MAGNIFICENT ENCHANTED ART AND TAPESTRIES WITHOUT HAVING WIZARD ART SCHOOLS and ……….fffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck now i want to fic this??? a little??
unlike Snape . . .
#shade thrown
Okay but now I want a story about Miss Honey teaching DADA
wait now I want a story about Matilda teaching DADA
“Do you know what the first defence spell I ever learned was?” The new professor has her hair pinned up in a bun, but loosely. A friendly kind of bun. The kind you might have with tea.
“Was it obliviate?” one of the Gryffindors muttered, to general tittering. Everyone heard stories about poor old Lockhart.
Professor Wormwood smiled. Some of the Slytherins noticed that although it was a kind smile, it wasn’t particularly a NICE one. They sat straighter in their seats.
“It was not,” said the professor. “It was Wingardium Leviosa.”
Everyone also heard stories about Harry Potter’s time at Hogwarts, of course. A Hufflepuff waved their hand about. “Did you use it on a club and make a troll fall down?”
“Your opponent?”
“A curtain to cover their eyes?”
“Poison to slip in their drink?”
Professor Wormwood’s eyebrows inched upward with every guess, and the corners of her mouth trembled a little as though she wanted to laugh. “None of those, no. In fact, I used it on a piece of chalk.”
“Did you–”
“No physical harm was done,” Professor Wormwood said firmly. “In fact, much was prevented. No, I simply write a message. The lesson to be learned, my students, is that the art of defense is not confined to clumsily aiming works at one another in the hopes that someone will eventually fall down. That is the very last resort. First I will teach you how to avoid being attacked at all, and then to divert potential attacks with the power of the mind, and ONLY THEN, my young savages, will you learn about how to duel with spells of violence.”
how did jk manage to write ootp and not come to the conclusion that the only career w any true meaning for harry james potter was as a goddamn professor at hogwarts like how do u write the da scenes and say “nah he’d want to be a wizard cop”
#just let him dress in warm sweaters and have tea with neville in the staff room and help first years #harry james potter as hogwarts longest serving defense against the dark arts teacher fucking fight me (@batcii)
#but it would be so perfect??? #bc it would help normalize his life so much #like there would just be this generation of kids who are like #‘ugh who cares that he killed the dark lord he gAVE US HOMEWORK OVER BREAK’ #like the beginning of every year there would be the new first years who would freak out a little #but then it would calm down #and most of the students would literally forget #until like clockwork the fifth years would have their history of magic class on the second war #and they’d all show up to DADA looking a little awestruck and everyone would be extra quiet #and harry would give this kind of annoyed sigh—except it’s fake bc he TOTALLY knew this was coming #bc binns is a bro and he totally gives him a heads up every year #and harry wouldn’t have any lesson plans for the day and instead he would just sit at the front of the room and answer everyone’s questions #but otherwise everyone would just be like ‘professor potter!! i can’t get my patronus to work! help me!’ #and like they’d go home at the end of the year or for break and their parents—who ARE still starstruck by harry james potter #would pester their kids with questions#and the kids would just be like ‘merlin i don’t know?? potter’s such a huge dork you should hear him talk about proper wand movements’ #but they would all love him #and he would feel safe and normal and utterly accepted #AND I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE (via @cinematicnomad)
Not to mention it would be an ultimate Fuck You to Voldemort, who put a curse on the teaching position in the first place.
Like, Jo, I don’t want to tell you how to do your job, but COME ON
I already queued this but also, you do this, but still have Ginny become a famous Quidditch player. Imagine the first time Harry gets called “Ginny’s husband” before “the boy who lived” or “the chosen one.” Imagine how fucking pleased he’d be.
Imagine the first time a student comes up to him looking starry-eyed and Harry’s thinking “Oh no” because he doesn’t want to talk about Voldemort or the war but instead this little eleven year old is like “ARE YOU REALLY MARRIED TO WEASLEY FROM THE HOLLYHEAD HARPIES???!?? WHAT’S SHE LIKE?” and he’s like “oh thank god” because he could talk about Ginny all day.
Yes. Good.
Actually, all three of them should have become professors. Hermione would have become Headmistress, of course–youngest Headmistress of Hogwarts ever, and the only one willing to turn the portraits of her predecessors to the wall if they gave her too much lip about her efforts to modernize the curriculum. (She probably started as Transfiguration professor after McGonagall became Headmistress, but it wouldn’t surprise me if McGonagall was grooming her for the Headmistress job all along.)
And Ron took over as flying instructor for Professor Hooch; everyone thinks he’s an easy A because he’s so mellow and silly and hands out candy for good performances and his brother and sister sometimes visit the class to show off some of their old Quidditch moves and give away Wizard Wheezes to the best fliers, and it’s not until they talk to someone else from a different school or era that they realize that flying is actually really difficult to learn and Ron just found ways to slip all the teaching in under the fun so that they didn’t even notice. Things that seemed like silly tricks or goofy jokes turned out to be mnemonics for complex maneuvers, and of course nobody ever wanted to skip a class under his tutelage.
thisTHIS
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Yes, you can tag your dark or triggery work on AO3 with the characters and ships that are in it
Okay, so I’ve seen enough purity wank at this point to notice a common slip of the fingers among multiple wankists that admits the main complaint: some people feel that tagging a work that has dark themes or triggery content in the ship or character tag that they follow on AO3 is akin to posting in a tumblr tag as an anti.
I’ll go ahead and clearly state: that is not true.
The tags on AO3 literally mean “X content is in here.” X may be a ship, a character, a trope, a setting, a fandom, a gender category, you name it. But that is literally all it means: “X is here.”
That doesn’t mean you’re going to like the X that’s in a given work. You might hate it. It might include your squicks or even your triggers. That’s okay - you don’t have to open it. The point of having multiple tags plus summaries on works is to help you make an informed decision. I break out into chills just thinking about opening a high school au. In some fandoms, that means there’s barely anything left. That’s okay. It’s not up to creators to make stuff that I like. It’s up to them to tag clearly and accurately so I can avoid stuff I won’t like.
(For the record, that includes both underage and character death, but I will absolutely stand up for anyone who wants to make those things in ships and for characters I love, because I don’t have to open them. Someone else out there does want those works, and that’s great. More power to ‘em. I’ll be over here buried in fluff and curtainfic, which I’m sure someone else out there hates.)
I have much more sympathy for those who complain that posters are tagging with ships or characters or concepts that don’t appear in the work or are only mentioned once, because that’s a case of tagging something that isn’t there on the screen, just in the creator’s head. But if something is there on the screen? Doesn’t matter what else is there with it. The work belongs in the tag.
Tags on AO3 don’t belong to a specific group of people. I have seen people be run out of tags by harassers dogpiling them, and I’m here to say that is not on. No matter how much you like a thing, the tag for it is not yours to decide who gets to use it and who doesn’t. Don’t like, don’t read. You have a scrollbar and filtering. Use them like a responsible adult.
(If you’re not an adult, don’t lie about your age to get through the age filter and then complain about what you find on the other side.)
The “anti” problem arose because Tumblr has no functional community structure, meaning people started using the tags themselves to replace the communities from back on LJ. In that context, tagging a negative post with the tags that apply was making the posts show up in the only viable community structure, which was a violation of LJ etiquette (where communities were self-selecting and moderated). This was exacerbated by the lack of functional cut tags, so everything was all completely visible, and you had to scroll past every post in its entirety. The culture of “don’t post anti in the tag” was a social concept developed to deal with Tumblr’s non-functionality for fandom purposes.
That’s unfortunate, but it’s Tumblr’s problem, not AO3′s. AO3 is not a blogging or social media platform. It’s an archive. It relies on a fairly unique tagging system that only works properly if posters tag fully. Don’t import Tumblr social norms about what belongs or doesn’t belong in a tag onto AO3; they don’t fit. All they do is break the tagging and filtering system by bullying people out of tagging fully.
Yes, Hydra Trash Party works belong in the Bucky/Sam tag if they are about Bucky/Sam (filter for removing all 8 htp works from Bucky/Sam). Yes, works about Derek Hale being Superman belong in the Supergirl tag (filter for removing all 2 Teen Wolf crossovers from Supergirl). Instead of dogpiling people, learn how to use the filters to your advantage. Here’s how to remove Hux/Kylo and Kylo/Rey and similar ships from the Star Wars TFA results, or remove the above plus Hux entirely. Seriously, I could go on all day. Ask me for any filtering need you have, and I will show you how to do it.
We need to stop harassing people for making what they love instead of what we love. That makes fandom a more awful place for everyone.
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“The “anti” problem arose because Tumblr has no functional community structure, meaning people started using the tags themselves to replace the communities from back on LJ. In that context, tagging a negative post with the tags that apply was making the posts show up in the only viable community structure, which was a violation of LJ etiquette (where communities were self-selecting and moderated). This was exacerbated by the lack of functional cut tags, so everything was all completely visible, and you had to scroll past every post in its entirety. The culture of “don’t post anti in the tag” was a social concept developed to deal with Tumblr’s non-functionality for fandom purposes.
That’s unfortunate, but it’s Tumblr’s problem, not AO3′s. AO3 is not a blogging or social media platform. It’s an archive. It relies on a fairly unique tagging system that only works properly if posters tag fully. Don’t import Tumblr social norms about what belongs or doesn’t belong in a tag onto AO3; they don’t fit. All they do is break the tagging and filtering system by bullying people out of tagging fully…..
We need to stop harassing people for making what they love instead of what we love. That makes fandom a more awful place for everyone.”
If you’re not an adult, don’t lie about your age to get through the age filter and then complain about what you find on the other side.
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Okay! This is my first post like this so please, bear with me and I’m only starting this journey so you may want to stick around to see the effects. Also, a fair warning. This is a very very very long post. You may want to go back if you don’t have the patience to read it all.
I have some health problems, I recently got some brand new ones that aren’t fun and result in me taking even more pills than usually. Which is totally fine, because I want to get better, but my tummy and my hair don’t necessarily agree with me.
I occasionally got some problems with my hair falling out more than usually and I used a lot of other products before. One of them I bought from my local pharmacy.
Let me tell you one thing. My hair stopped falling out completely after using this, but it’s state, oh boy... It was so stiff and dry that instead of falling out it was breaking. I don’t know which is worse. It took me a looooog loooong time to get my hair to a somewhat normal state, although it took a lot of hair masks, silk and various moisturising/ hydrating shampoos.
After that I experimented with some other products with more or less spectacular failures, like that one shampoo with brewers' yeast that made my hair really shiny but really uncooperative. And stiff af. I couldn’t even braid it.
Okay, a quick overview of my hair. It’s long, a bit thick, and by thick I don’t mean I have a lot of hair, just that about one third of my hair is a bit thicker in texture, it tends to get oily and sometimes with a sprinkle of dandruff to piss me off. Also, my scalp tends to itch, which is why I use shampoo with tea tree. Works wonders for that for me, although if you stop using it it tends to come back. And quickly and viciously. I tend to wash my hair about once, sometimes twice a week. Don’t judge, please, I just don’t feel the need to wash it more often. It’s now that bad.
Recently on a online shopping group that I’m a member of, a lot of people started to rave about Andrea hair growth essence, saying that it was amazing, caused more hair to grow, speeded hair growth, etcetera. There were some quite convincing photos so I decided to order some and try it out. It came last week so here I am! I’m just starting the journey, but I wanted to save something that might document the state my hair was before use, during and after so I’m writing this post. If this helps anybody it’ll make it even more worth it.
A quick overview of products that I currently use:
Also, excuse my totally amateur way of taking photos. I know they seem awkward and are not good. I only take good photos of my godchild( because she is pretty) and sometimes flowers( same situation). Back to the matter at hand. Right now I use Head&Shoulders Tea Tree shampoo and as I previously stated, works for controlling the itchiness and dandruff. So it’s good in my books.
Hair mask! Best one I’ve ever had and believe me, I can see the difference when I do use it and when I don’t. ( just saying, but combing my hair without it is a nightmare). I normally use it on wet hair before I shampoo it. It may seem crazy, but I found out that it tends to do it’s job without weighting it down as masks tend to do.
And the last product I use is...
silk. I use it for a looooong loong time now. It’s been several years and I usually buy this brand. I’m used to it and if it works then why change it?
I don’t use either the mask or the silk on and anywhere near my scalp as to not make it oily. Or more oily than it tends to get on it’s own.
For combing I use tangle teezer. It does it job and until I find anything better I’m sticking to it.
So, as to more terrifying photos. Here is the state of my hair just before my first use of Andrea mixed with shampoo. Also, I forgot to add. Most people online advised to mix it with your shampoo for best effects, but the amount varies from one person to another. Right now I put about 18 drops of it into my remaining shampoo( it’s not a lot I know. I forgot to buy a new bottle). Anyway, back to the photos.
Excuse my state. As I said, I washed it a week before so it got a bit oily. It looks fine when put in a ponytail or anything else so whatever.
The state and length of my hair before washing. I’ll spare you close up photos of my scalp. It’s a bit red today, very oily and not fun.( I lied. I posted some photos lower but after washing my hair.)
Now, onto photos I took right after using it for the first time. I did my usual hair regime.
I think this photo fits as a way to show my hair thinning out. It’s a bit messy after blow drying, but I’m basically starting to get some bald spots. Tiny for now, but terrifying nonetheless.
I’m starting to get my own highway(to hell), yay!... not.
Aaaaand, the back view. It actually doesn’t look that bad yet. My ends started curling a bit, which is fine and it’s quite soft, which is really damn fine, because sometimes even with using a hair mask and silk it tends to turn out quite rough to touch and uncooperative. It’s like a bad hair day for an entire week.
So to tell you my first impression of the product itself. And some basic info:
I bought the product for about 3~4 USD from a Chinese website.
From what was said in other people’s posts praising this product, the original is fairly easy to differentiate from others:
1. The bottle should be glass. And
2. It should smell of citrus and geranium.
I don’t know if you are familiar with the plant, if not
it’s this one. It has a really characteristic, strong smell. My mother has two of them in out home and I tend to use it on it’s own if I have a really annoying runny nose. The con of this is I smell like geranium a lot. And I’m not that fond of that smell. But it works so I bear with it.
Everything checked out, so I imagine I got the real deal. It’s about 20ml? I think. Also, after mixing it with my shampoo it didn’t overpower it’s smell. So no. My hair doesn’t smell like geranium. Thank goodness.
That would be it for this very first blog post. I’ll try to post some new pictures every week or two after washing my hair as not to scare anybody and keep up with the progress.
Also, please keep in mind I’m not a native english speaker, so if you see any awkward wording or some mistakes, forgive me, let me know and I’ll change it. Excuse me for the post being a bit chaotic. I really didn’t plan how this post would turn out.
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