Ed Hickcox

Maybe I have no imagination (narrator: he has more than plenty) but this looks like a rock, not a tree. Not even part of an extremely old tree. #youhadonejob (at National Institutes of Health (NIH))

This clearly illustrates how @therotund and I are diametrically climatologically incompatible.

#fatlas and #puckthecat enjoying some #catTV. I think this show is Good Morning Ameowica. #cats #catsofinstagram #birbTV

Worst ever. #footforscale cale. #cats #catsofinstagram #fatlas #puckthecat

#toebeans. #puck #puckthecat #catnap #catsofinstagram

#yinyang #cats #catsofinstagram #puck #puckthecat #atlas #fatlas #fatcat #heavyyellowequipment

These #cats, you guys. #catsofinstagram #puckthecat #atlas #fatlas #fatcat #heavyyellowequipment

Morning sunbeam cat. #puckthecat #catsofinstagram (at Alexandria, Virginia)

@therotund told me that if I didn't want it she would drink the rest of the #gravy Gravy has never been my strong suit so I'm pretty #chuffed #cooking #homecooking #mashedpotatoes #delicious #rillgood #howiusedmycsa #groundworksfarm

Looks like a pasture full of cows pissed off the wrong guy.

So, yeah. #gunviolence #massshootings #inactionkills (at Alexandria, Virginia)

Not kidding, that was a LOT of #meringuecookies That is a very full gallon Ziploc.

#achievementunlocked ~100 lime #meringue cookies. Also made #homemade #mayonnaise #cooking #baking #homemade #whatididwithmycsashare (at Alexandria, Virginia)

That's love, folks. #love #valentinesday #baking #meringuecookies

Me: *makes #butterscotch #pudding #fromscratch * @therotund "Holy shit this is good. It's be awesome if we had some whipped cream to go on it." Me: *makes whipped cream from scratch* Her: Dies of #foodgasm

Okay, @monster seriously. Who has a maximum salary requirement? "Oh, I'm sorry I'm going to have to decline your job offer, the salary is just embarrassingly high. I couldn't possibly." (at Alexandria, Virginia)