abundance

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

a cat is a sort of machine that dispenses hair all over you and everything else in the room

what doesn’t kill me leaves a pit in my stomach that never goes away

i love the part of making art where you feel like you need to go missing

You used to log onto the internet and find out it was peanut butter jelly time. Not any more.

open tumblr, see something that pisses me off, write a snarky post, delete it, write a slightly more earnest post, edit it for 5 minutes, delete it, close tumblr

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich