head empty. only kaeya

i kiss ur forehead

jokes on you i'm taller i kiss your forehead

OF COURSE YOU HAD TO BRING THAT UP

don't worry about it you can join the gang of people threatening to steal my kneecaps

i mean i wouldn't steal them per say, more like tap you in the shin and run away lmao

jokes on you im still in regular contact with Matt and he misses you too

SKSKSKSKS AMAZING

his main is @cthulufxcker

@cthulufxcker BABY

HI!!!! :D

i kiss ur forehead

jokes on you i'm taller i kiss your forehead

OF COURSE YOU HAD TO BRING THAT UP

don't worry about it you can join the gang of people threatening to steal my kneecaps

i mean i wouldn't steal them per say, more like tap you in the shin and run away lmao

jokes on you im still in regular contact with Matt and he misses you too

SKSKSKSKS AMAZING

his main is @cthulufxcker

OH MY HOD I MISS YOU

make yr ideal hot chocolate and i'll tell you why you have trouble forming emotional bonds with other people

fuck this pandemic i couldve ruined 2020 on my own

Note: this is not ferret abuse, they really do enjoy being carried like sacks of potatos.

As a ferret owner I can confirm that my three ferrets do not give a single fuck about being held like that. A ferret WILL let you know if it doesn’t like how you’re holding it. But they like being turned into potato sacks for some reason.

Yeah ferrets get super limp sometimes when you hold them, plus they have a flexible spine and ribs, it doesn’t bother them a bit. They are just loose sacks of meat and kleptomania. 

Me continuing to make my extremely niche posts while gesturing with a consenting ferret