kill a.i. before it kills us

chim: i don't think there's enough lesbians in our group to make this okay

karen: it's queer-friendly! we've got hen and i (lesbians), eddie (lesbian-adjacent), buck (bisexual) and whatever ravi is

ravi: eh. fluid

chim: hang on, lesbian-adjacent?

karen: ...

hen: *side eyes her wife*

everyone else: ...

eddie: that's just karen trying to include me but also avoid saying i'm a fellow homosexual

maddie: omg, congrats! finally!

ravi: shocked pikachu meme

eddie: yeah yeah i know, everyone knew but me

buck: *blue screening* *error404*

buddie + sharing the a closet

He goes down, ends up in a coma or brain dead, on life support, genuinely never coming back and even if part of him did he would be in agony from his cpr injuries. The best thing is to let him go.

But its not convenient to. His own *wife* runs away to China so they can't *make* her do the right thing and allow him to pass. She doesn't love him enough to override the political posturing. His own family is letting his abused half alive carcass get played with like a political doll while he's trapped in purgatory, as close to undead as one can be.

Hea being treated just like Adriana Smith and he deserves it. He has spent his whole life taking away freedoms and passing policies that harm or outright kill people. It wasn't just abortion rights that he gutted, but what he is going through now seems like beautifully specific karma for that. He also plunged families into poverty, blocked every attempt to make healthcare affordable, destroyed our voting power with citizens united, and delayed Obama's rightful supreme court nominations until Trump was elected leading directly to rights being overturned now.

I hope he rots while he's still living. I hope he can feel things even if he's brain dead. I hope his name gets forgotten and he is only remembered when his disgusting policies get reversed.

EDDIE "pretty boy" DIAZ

[ID: eight gifs of Eddie Diaz in 8.07. He is sitting on the edge of the firetruck with Hen while Buck stands nearby, all three of them looking at Hen's phone at a video of Bobby fighting with Brad on TMZ's website.

GIF 1: Eddie looking up at Bobby off-screen knowingly.

GIF 2: Eddie grinning at Bobby behind Hen's phone while she shows Bobby the video on TMZ's website.

GIF 3: Eddie leaning forward to ask Bobby a question.

GIF 4: Eddie peering over at Hen as she talks, smile widening.

GIF 5: Eddie scrunching up his face while he, Hen and Buck put on an exaggerated, awful British accent to mock Bobby's insult to Brad from the video.

GIF 6: Eddie laughing with his nose scrunched up as he tilts his head knowingly at where Hen is holding the video up as proof while Bobby tries to protest.

GIF 7: Eddie holding his hand out as he talks to Bobby, offers a word of advice.

GIF 8: Eddie standing up, looking at Brad offscreen behind Bobby with a stunned expression. He pulls his phone out and sneakily starts recording behind Bobby's back.

okay, the data bears out that public investment in health, education, public commons, and infrastructure has a massive return on investment for both the economy and the nation as a whole, so we should be investing as much as we can afford into public institutions.