planet of war

Me n the girls

new yorkers having fun

i think the best practical joke any video game pulled was Skyrim opening their game making you think the rebellion was this amazing noble cause against an oppressive government (as most fantasy universes frame it), but then you pretty much immediately find out that the stormcloaks are just racists with swords and the empire isn’t really all that terrible save your standard government problems. 

yall are gonna have to stop sending me messages about how im an imperial government of tamriel apologist

the greybeards aren’t any help either. or the blades. Skyrim is just a bunch of rednecks who hate each other.

THE DARK BROTHERHOOD WAS GOOD TO EVERYONE

they killed people for money

But at least they weren’t racist about it

everyone killed eachother for money but they were the most egalitarian about it

a mandarin orange is a most lovely fruit. compact + comes in a very tidy little vessel. rich in vitamin c and other essential nutrients. very sweet also

imagine if JK Rowling started announcing outlandish things about characters from books she doesn’t even own

JK Rowling confirms that Rodrick Heffley from the Diary of a Wimpy Kid series is a closeted furry

me at 4am: who am i

Be your own daddy, make your own sugar.

dark tumblr show me informative posts that arent condescending or passive aggressive

cant have an opinion these days without people either agreeing with you or disagreeing with you