A Weird Looking Tree

it’s legitimately fascinating the need thin people have to assert their tremendous thinness in every online conversation regarding fatness. a post will read “fat people are human” and someone will respond “I’m soooooooo skinny and small and petite but I agree!”

the idea of being in a situation where someone has even a fractional possibility of accidentally assuming they’re fat is too much

never will forget the gay porn I watched where the director quietly told the bottom to “lose the anime voice” and you could see overwhelming disillusionment form in his eyes

Scooby-Doo is a dog who can talk, which is amazing, and he largely uses his powers of speech to communicate how scared he is of ghosts and monsters, and basically the only thing his owners do is drive him around the country putting him inside various haunted houses and such. I wish I could take Scooby-Doo aside, I want to say to him, these people are not your friends.

Made it all the way to work and realized I forgot my cyanide pill in case of capture

yesterday i ate two yogurts normally (remembers we're on tumblr) i mean if i were a bee i'd fetishize the idea of a beekeeper clipping my tiny wings so i can't escape

maybe when they air the secret stranger things episode they’ll accidentally upload the wrong file from the industry folder of secret tv episodes and it’ll be the lost sherlock episode instead