She's a landslide, and we're the city beneath her

shapeshifting is the best super power because you can have any haircut any time you want, you can turn into a hotter version of yourself, you can turn into a dragon, you can turn into a robot, you can turn into a shambling mound of abstract shapes and sulk outside your estranged father’s house at night while chanting ominously about his sins,

This took a weird turn, but I’m still on board

that hotel california comic makes me lose my shit every single time & i’m so thankful for it honestly

I feel like America just hit its peak for presidents. How can you beat Obama as a president? Y'all are downgrading.

Applebees is a bit high-class for this post.

I can’t tell whether or not this is satire or an entirely serious millennial

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a vegan: hey me: ive collected some leaves & sticks for you as a snack

crabs are so gentle, they can be so kind. their claws? precise little things, so careful in the sand, so careful with food. they do what they must to live and wave their claws to express their joy to the world for giving so much to them, for giving such kindness to these creatures known as crabs. please be gentle to crabs

i was on. a new sleep medication last night

#im reblogging this cause i know for a fact it was that exact gif i was looking at when i wrote this post on meds