*slams reblog*

Klezmer dolphins.

I don’t know that I’ve reblogged anything faster in my entire tumblr life.  

omfg

slam me in that Showert Deluxe… get me an omniwash™

this is a carwash for people

I hear if you turn them all on at once you can use the water pressure to glitch past the boss room

You fucker

I can’t see him but I just feel his energy

I can feel the aura and I know exactly who it is you ass

This is 1000x more terrifying than any dream I will ever encounter.

wine expert voice: Hmm… definite woke aftertones… and is that a hint of fam I’m tasting? Overall this selection is bae.

It’s especially hilarious when you keep in mind that the main artefact sumgglers around that time were ISIS, who funded their operations with that. So yeah, it’s not a stretch to say that Hobby Lobby funded ISIS

How did Hobby Lobby make everyone forget about that

Never forget Hobby Lobby’s Hammurabi-robbing hobby.

anytime someone from the UK orders a print from me I’m delighted because the addresses tend to be charming and sound completely made-up, I just suspend my disbelief and accept that I’m sending a package someplace with a name like Bristleberry House at Ditchmallow in Brambleford-on-Cotton—incredible lmaooo I bet this gets delivered to you by a badger in a little coat

CNN describing Joe Biden as "cash poor" for "only" having $9 million in the bank got me seeing blood vessels.

Drop his paypal.me nobody should have to struggle like that :(((

capitalists will literally be like "it's cheaper to address homelessness by installing hostile architecture and hoping they all die rather than giving them a place to live" and bootlickers will be like "sounds good to me"

ironically its arguably not even cheaper

Steel Ball Run

Kings

I’M SCREECHING

I like how the tumblr symbol is also over her picture on the wall

two sick horses evaluating an orb

confirmed

*beep* $2,99

Just saw some real dystopian shit on the news. A fedex driver in Wisconsin came to pick up a return package for a damaged piece of furniture that was 144 lbs, and while having to carry it back to the truck by himself in the snow he, pretty understandably, complained to the person he was talking to on the phone about it and cursed about it. However, the homeowner had a ring camera recording the whole thing, and she sent the footage to fedex to complain AND somehow it got on the news. Can you fucking imagine if like, every time you ever complained about something you have to do at work somebody secretly recorded it, sent it to your boss, and THEN got it on the fucking news, even across the country. Can you imagine being angry because a fedex driver, during the busiest time of the year who’s probably severely overworked, complained about having to carry a very heavy package by himself (in the video you can literally hear him complain that somebody else who was supposed to be with him wasn’t there and he had to do it by himself). Goddamn hell world