Crowcore

If I have a daughter I'm naming her creepypasta that way if he transitions it will be fine because creepypasta is a gender neutral name

pour one out for the guy who just spilled his drink

situation worse

Doctors offices scheduling your next appointment will be like “Does 372 days from now at 10 am work?” Like ah fuck lads, literally just made plans with Jimmy to grab coffee in 372 days at 10 am. How about noon?

saw a post about uncommon special interests and someone brought up a kid they work with who is into arguing. he likes to watch dance moms fight clips and likes to play pretend arguments. thats so awesome. real drama king

The back of an embroidered piece is the same creature as the code of a website btw

this site used to be awesome

a laptop is like a horse. it often hates you lots and lots

grug hate two factor authentication. first grug have to remember password. then grug have to point out which cave painting has birds. now they want grug to hunt and gather new thing called numbers. grug won’t do it grug miss the bird paintings grug was getting pretty good at birds.

opens my wallet and a very large and expensive looking moth flies out of it

Verification pending ⏳

god please not now im on a date

And you're still posting on tumblr....

this is my banking app

i think janitor should be the highest paying job in a society

im not kidding im not kidding have you ever been inside a public bathroom

Homura is a princess type girl forced to be a knight. Let her wear a frilly dress okay