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squeakitties

new mixed drink! i call it The Sludge

squeakitties

ok so i couldnt find grape fruit barrels or mint tums but i found…. alternatives

oh yeah

we’re doing it

squeakitties

awesome its fear!

squeakitties

IDK WHAT I WAS EXPECTING

occidentalavian

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doolallymagpie

it’s time

bwitiye

applying for jobs sucks so bad i wish i could be one of the crabs that ate amelia earhart

memewhore

teathattast

Brave little kitty

ce1erywheat

crash-and-burn-quirk

airandangels

I went and looked at the cat’s twitter and this is what she looks like on a normal day

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75orchids

FACT:

Usage of the word “The” has begun to decline. This is because as more and more people become educated, usage of the word “Thoum’st” has become more common.

openinmotion

quick question what happened 2009

underrateddoormatt

That’s when we were all using “teh”

roboco-san

got curious and “teh” has an almost identical dip at exactly the same point in time. what the hell happened in 2009

thenewborndeity

We all just shut up in 2009.

8168708

Little does he realize that I have on my discourse-proof vest.

8168708

jelloapocalypse

ging-ler

Love when Tumblr recommends me a post based on my likes and the post is just a picture of a cardboard box filled with water

ging-ler

Like okay???

noahnomore

theworsethingsgettheharderifight

made it more accurate 👍

infinitywithoutparallel

you could have just put the pixels on there, you didnt need to add something under it

theworsethingsgettheharderifight

I also could've just added it without the pixels, so maybe don't be an ungrateful bitch about it

erraticcat

you know who would serve absolute cunt at the met gala? megamind.

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dsd57993215

can we just talk about this elusive one-time icon. that perfect wing? the liquid rose lip? those half pompadour, half laid platinum tresses with one “fuck off” curl? the collared designer blouse with matching earrings? offwhite pressed skirt? the sunkissed tan only acquired by a summer spent in the mykonos? a fresh daisy to complete the look picked this morning? not to mention the “whomst the fuck are you averting thine eyes towards” gaze. plus sis is stanced up to learn extensive language arts. sis is in fifth grade with timmy so she can’t be more than like 9. UGH her young mind. dimmsdale elementary wont ready

bucksangel

this is immensely funny to me

suckingham phallus

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muppethole-deactivated20240312

he hasn't even been cast. it's a proactive petition. the people have simply had enough. incredible.

farmlesbians

whoever invented the cover letter got absolutely no pussy

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