Can I Just Sleep?

I guess this is a mini-hiatus? but idek

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They call and arrange a first meeting at a hotel, Muse B expecting to be asked to sleep with Muse A but not expecting it to be so literal. They just sleep, cuddled and peacefully. The next morning they say goodbye and Muse A already feels better. They call again some time later, making a routine out of their nights together just cuddling.

Requested by Anon

"Shit. No short-cuts or anything?"

"Unless you can fly--no."

"Huh… well, surely you know some things. Right? At the very least, do you have any details to offer about these strange occurrences that I might’ve missed?”

"uh...not really, no..." he pauses. "i believe it to be a Demon, a powerful one."

       ’ how human. ’

"You're saying that like i am not one, Brother."

"Well, that’s… not a terrible question."

"--then give me a not terrible answer."

                                                                                “Of course!”

                                                            "Great!!

"Uh," He started then stopped, taking a brief moment to really ponder that question. “I uh, w-well… Do you know the, uh, the… fundamentals of sex? Because… Because that’s how. That is how I exist.” Ami side-eyed the other after a back-step. With a judging eye, he scanned over the man from head down to toe as though appearance alone could tell the faun whether the fellow was stupid or not. All he learned was that the other needed to shave and wore too much clothing. "— Hey wait I’m not weird, you’re weird. Look at your legs. Weird. Clothes? Weird. Face? Definitely weird." Hands planted firm on his hips along with a curt, final nod to himself.

"My whole self is not weird, thank you very much. Where i live, i'm fairly normal."