*Harry and Hermione taking Draco and Ron to do Muggle shopping for the first time* *Harry and Hermione got distracted for a second* Harry: 'Mione, don't panic, but I think we lost our boyfriends Hermione: WHAT?! Harry: They're not here anymore Hermione: I CAN SEE THAT! THEY DON'T KNOW A FUCKING THING ABOUT MUGGLES! THEY'RE GONNA END UP IN AZKABAN FOR EXPOSING OUR WORLD! Harry: Stay here while I take a look around, in case they come back Hermione: Bring them here immediately when you find them, I need to scream at them Harry: I will *Harry looking around in the store* Harry, to a random muggle: Excuse me, but did you happen to see two men, one blonde and the other a redhead, looking confused even with the simplest thing? Random muggle: Yes, they were near the sweets when I saw them Harry: Thank you *Harry going to the sweets and finding Draco an Ron discussing how much they should take* Harry: Any, Hermione will for sure kill you both, so you won't be able to eat them Ron: Harry, what the fuck mate?! Don't sneak on us like that! Draco: Never thought I would say that, but I have to agree with Weasley Harry: Is it really sneaking on you if I was looking for you after you snuck away? Ron: Draco: Draco: Fair enough
