"Tempt you to lunch?"

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

one of my favorite bits in lord of the rings is something the movies didn't really try to do because it's entirely internal, but sam's carrying the ring and it starts trying to do its work on him, so he's having these intrusive visions of himself marching at the head of a vast and terrible army, and he just starts laughing because, me? samwise gamgee? sam gamgee the general sam gamgee the dark lord are you for real? man i just want to go home and do some gardening. and the ring gets frustrated and it starts trying to figure out other stuff that would actually tempt sam and it's finally like, okay, but hear me out: imagine if you could have...A REALLY REALLY BIG GARDEN

Stephen King’s Fujo

romance is a scam invented by dan and phil to sell more nordvpn subscriptions

Mirror neurons are the reason you cry at a funeral for someone you never met. your brain literally cannot tell the difference between watching grief and experiencing it, it just runs the program. and writers who understand this are playing an entirely different game. you don't describe the sadness. you put the reader in the body that feels it. the mirror neuron does the rest. you're not writing emotion. you're building a trigger for theirs.

watching dan and phil is like AHAHAHAHA ahahaha haha these guys are hilarious will i ever find someone as unconditionally loving to share the rest of my life with. fucks sake.

hey so remember overcooked live. does anyone remember overcooked live Ketchup On A Plate does anyone remember #whoremembers

something about dan and phil makes me feel so parasocial fr, not in the sense that i feel like i know them personally but just in the sense that i feel deeply proud of them. watching their growth over the last 10 years that i've been a fan truly feels so magical to be able to witness. it makes me emotional seeing how far they've come in terms of their own happiness and comfort level, and that has translated into my own blossoming comfort with myself and my own queerness and blah blah etc etc. you get the idea.

@videogamecows

I WISH TO PET THEIR NOSE