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"scythes are impractical as a weapon" ok but does anything else have the Cunt. i think not

I don't really watch the sort of things that have scythe-combat for the realism.

Sometimes my own past irritates me because what was I even doing bro

this gif is perfectly timed because it gives you enough time to read it, comprehend it, and still have this too-long-for-comfort moment of suspense before being punched square in the solar plexus

It’s SO obvious that some of y’all are incredibly mad that my wizard hat is bigger and supremely balanced.

okay… i can still see the folds on your wizard robe… iron it.

Now I know you ain’t talking with ya dusty ass grimoire. That bad boy is held together with scotch tape, spit, and faith. Helpful hint: you want the spines of your enemies to break, not your magical tomes.

no cause it’s really cute hearing that from you when last i checked your grimoire isn’t being passed down from generation to generation. i know you got it from walmart with your dollar store lookin ass staff. you can keep your hint.

“let people enjoy things” is about not making fun of peoples harmless interests and not making them feel dumb, insignificant or embarrassed for liking it. it’s not something you say whenever someone criticizes racism or queerphobia or misogyny or ableism etc in a work

eventually you realize you don’t want to die. you just don’t want to live the life you’re living. and slowly you try to create a life you want to live. just gotta start there.

no one needs to add “sounds fake but ok”, “no”, “well, not me”, “impossible”, etc. to this post. and i’d rather you not.