“Hello, Sparky?”

“I had been teasing David about how reclusive and private he was and how he couldn’t get away with this kind of behavior with this company, no way. It went on for quite some time, David showing no [sign] of yielding to my feigned, playful pleas. It became a game. I said things like ‘What if I wanted to invite you to a party? I don’t even have your phone number!’ And he’d counter with some funny, uppity Winchester remark like ‘You’re presuming, of course, that I’d attend such a soirée.’ Very Charles, very funny.”

In Goodbye, Farewell and Amen when Winchester gives Margaret the book of poems, and Loretta opened the book, she teared up to near overflow. David had written his phone number in the book.

I know this has probably been posted to MASHblr 10 million times already and I already mentioned it in the IBM commercial compilation, but I CANNOT stop thinking about BJ at the gay picnic