Remember that we once lived.

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.

(writes something) god this sucks so bad. this is awful. i'm the worst writer ever. this is nothing. (rereads it a while after writing it) oh dude this is fire. i'm the god of writing. (writes something again) god this sucks so bad. th

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

why do the cycles perpetuate so effectively. being lonely shouldnt make it harder for you to socialise and connect with others. in a world that made any sort of sense anyway

"if its not explicitly stated in the text then you shouldnt read it that way" so there is this thing called first grade english class. we can go together if youre scared ill even hold your hand

it's normal and actually good for your health to see yourself in the most guilt ridden character you've ever seen in your life

Official somber sign

you are just cranky because i took something imperceptible from you and you cannot recall it in its absence but you feel the edges of it anyway