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I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

reblog if you are an ad hating commie

Can I simply say that Aabria's exploration of orcs as a metaphor for Blackness and the legacy of slavery is a fucking masterclass. Today's bit, about every ancestry killing their gods because "the gods loved their system so much they knew someone would have to become the 'new orc'"??? HELLO????? just an UNBELIEVABLE amount of emotional nuance, but it's delivered so clearly that it always makes me stop to think "oh, shit, that's a clear metaphor for a problem and/or set of emotions obviously related to the Black American grappling-with-slavery's-legacy experience that I'd never even considered"

tricking myself into practicing mindful/calming breathing techniques by getting into “smoking a mind cigarette.” it’s when you vividly imagine smoking a cigarette, complete with deep breaths, until the mind cigarette has been smoked down to the butt. works wonders!

Kim Kitsuragi would do this.

You can only reblog this on the 3st of January

the 3st huh?

the 3st.

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!

you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too 

Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?

Yes.

oh god theres art

@altadude you know what must be done.

ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr

I apologize to all my followers for this

if i had to read this you do too

I have a hate-hate relationship with this

………

Good grief… I’m sorry, but I can’t not reblog this…

Tis the season bitches

DAMN IT WHY WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK YOU HEATHEN

Why is this on my dash?

…..I’m.. Bothered? by the fact that I’m not bothered by this.

You’re not bothered?? I’m not only not bothered, I’m freaking invested. I’m having actual empathetic sadness for The Grinch. I want them to go into couple’s counseling. I want the “ten years later” when Tony visits Whoville on business and meets the reformed Grinch whose heart has grown 3 times its usual size. I want them to reminisce over a shared dinner of roast beast and wine, then spend a drunken night together, then realize that maybe things are different and people really do change. I want a 3-act story where there’s a long dark night of soul searching and the realization that maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance. 

“maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance” is an incredibly profound quote and I did NOT expect to get it from a Grinch x Tony the Tiger post

every fucking year i have to see this on my dash please just let me fucking r e s t

It’s that time again.

Nearly 10 years of this.

Happy 10 Year Anniversary to Tony the Tiger and the Grinch’s divorce?

HOW

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

ive done this before you truly do get doot doot in your askbox

Lol doubt it

Haha doubt this will work buuuut

What the hell, I’ll try it

I wants a doot doot

hoooowwww does this work??!

This is a lieeeee

I want a doot doot

I wonder

Hmm… Sometimes i just get amaze by tumblr

I want a doot doot too

doot doot my ass will ya

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I’ve never gotten an ask before and I want to see if this works…

I wanna see if this works

At the rate I’m going a doot doot is just the thing I need

Pls

There’s two million notes and I just… I gotta know sorry

Hmm

Lol let’s see what happens

Does it work?!

let’s try it out 😳

I still havent gotten a doot doot :(

Fuck the slashers I gotta try this-

i need a doot doot

Let’s get it!

lemme try

wow lemme try this-

let’s see if I get a doot doot

Does it work

👀

Just doing an experiment. Don’t mind me.