Sequels That Should Exist

Good Will Hunting (1997)

Good Will Hunting 2: Revenge of Chuckie

LAST SEEN: Going to see about a girl.

OPENS WITH: A clip of the first movie where Ben Affleck’s Chuckie Sullivan swore:

“Look, you’re my best friend, so don’t take this the wrong way but, in 20 years if you’re still livin’ here, comin’ over to my house, watchin’ the Patriots games, workin’ construction, I’ll f*ckin’ kill ya.”

Cut…

NOTE: The following can wrap up several different scenarios.

EXAMPLES:

Don kills Omarosa

“N-word” tape discovered

Frames Mueller for Russia collusion

Kills the 4 heads of the House Democratic Leadership

Thought “The Apprentice” ran on CBS

Kisses Eric on the lips and has him killed at Lake Tahoe

Annual physical reveals dementia

Annual physical reveals chronic Dorito-face

Annual physical reveals…

The Comeback Kids: Cringeworthy Gender-Swap Reboots

FUNNY GIRL Starring Louis C.K.

“Hello Gorgeous”

  PRETTY WOMAN Starring Matt Lauer

“I want the fairy tale.”

  SENSE & SENSIBILITY Starring Kevin Spacey

“Marianne, can you play something else? Mamma has been weeping since breakfast.”

  BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY’S Starring Johnny Depp

“Promise me one thing: don’t take me home until I’m drunk – very drunk indeed.”

WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO BABY JANE?…

Mamma Mia 3: Murder on the Little Island

LAST SEEN: Donna’s dead.

OPENS WITH:

Investigating the murder of Donna Sheridan, the world’s most famous detective gathers his 12 suspects.

Hercule Poirot lays out the incriminating case against each of them.

“Sam.  You were angry at Donna.  Angry that you married a woman you knew for one week twenty years ago.  Angry when it turned out you didn’t know her at all.  Angryshe turned out to be a…

Zoolander Prequel: Single White Male Model

It’s 1995, 6 years before Derek Zoolander is tapped to kill the Prime Minister of Malaysia.

Maury Ballstein is a man with a plan.  He’s just signed four up and comers to Balls Models.  Inspired by MTV’s “The Real World” he’s secured a fabulous agency apartment where the models, all from different backgrounds, will share a bedroom and compete with each other for modeling jobs.

His mission?  For…

Romy & Michele Didn’t Got Married

(Note, if not picked up can also be marketed as a ‘Peggy Sue Got Married’ reboot for Gen X)

LAST SEEN: Happily folding scarves

OPENS WITH: “Welcome Sagebrush High School Graduates of 1987” banner flying above Romy and Michele’s 20th High School Reunion.

They are totally in their own world and dancing like only R&M can.  Under the false assumption that everyone was going to dress up like it was…

Goonies 2: Goonie Pointe Blank

LAST SEEN: The Goonies saving the day.

OPENS WITH:  A banner hanging in a school auditorium with loud music in the background.

  “Hey, Mikey!  When did you get into town?”

  (They hug)

  “Just this morning.  I can’t stand being here any longer than I have to.  It’s such a dump.  Kind of makes me wonder why we wanted to save it in the first place?”

(Gives Data a playful knock on the arm)

  “So…

Team Meeting Notes re: Untitled Julia Roberts/Richard Gere Collaboration #3

May 2, 2018

Concept Brainstorming Discussion

·         Pretty Woman 2: Time to Upgrade to a Younger Model

·         Runaway Bride 2: Soles on Fire

·         I thought they were in more movies together?

·         Roberts and Gere have amazing chemistry…. Chemistry.  How about they are two chemists who develop a love potion… already been done?  Sandra Bullock?  Really?

·         Magic.  There…

Bad Moms 3: Mila Kunis’ Mother Re-Cast (Spoiler, First Name is Demi)