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Hoseok: did you come just now?

Jeongguk: fuck yes. I'm about to.

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Hoseok: [talking about Joon and Gguk]

Hoseok: I could take them both at once.

Seokjin: in a fight, right?

Seokjin: Hoseok, in a fight, right?

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Taehyung: Hey, hyung! I got us friendship bracelets!

Hoseok: Put it on me!

Taehyung: *Handcuffs self to Hoseok*

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Hoseok: I love kids

Taehyung: *Flirting* I was once a kid

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Jimin: *Whispers* My future boyfriend will say "What?"

Hoseok: What?

Jimin: *Contented laughter*

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Seokjin: What do you want for breakfast?

Jimin: Hoseok

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jungkook is very greedy.

jungkook: *sees jimin's hat* mine

jungkook: *sees jin's sugar gliders* mine

jungkook: *sees hoseok* yea this one's definitely mine.

[At a party.]

Everybody: bottoms up!

Taehyung: [blankly stares at Hoseok]

Hoseok: [panics slightly] no Taehyung.

Hoseok: I'm not the bottom they're talking about.

Taehyung: [sulks] okay, fine...

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*hoseok aggressively digs in the fridge*

yoongi: what are searching for?

hoseok: do we have lollipops?

yoongi, unbuttoning his pants: of course, honey ;)

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Jhope's Bed

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Jungkook: So who gets to sleep in your bed tonight, Hobi hyung?

Tae: Me of course :)

Hoseok: ...

Yoongi: I think you both should share his bed tonight

Jungkook: ...did Yoongi hyung just say we can both sleep in Hobi hyung’s bed

Tae: He must be sick. Either way I’m happy with how this turned out. But seriously are you okay with us being in his bed

Yoongi: Yes, because he is sleeping in my bed you fucking assholes.

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Hoseok: love yourself for me.

Jimin: touch yourself for me.

Hoseok: oka— wait, what?

Jimin: yeah, like, sexually.

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Taehyung: happiness looks good on your face, hyung.

Hoseok, touched: aww, thank you.

Taehyung: but my dick in your mouth would look even better.

Hoseok, sighing: what was I even expecting.

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yoongi: these are top ten food i like to eat the most.

hoseok: why is my name here?

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you know that ‘daddy pass the salt’ joke and both your bf and your dad reach for it? in hoseok’s case it’s every man in a 7km radius.

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Hoseok: That’s ridiculous, Jungkook doesn’t have a crush on me

Jimin: Yes he does

Namjoon: Yes he does

Jin: Yes he does

Jungkook: Yes I do

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Hoseok: what's your type, hyung?

Yoongi, winking: you.

Hoseok, tired: bloodgroup, hyung.

Hoseok: I'm asking what's your blood group.

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Hoseok: let's do the three-legged race together, hyung.

Yoongi: Sorry, Hoseok. You can't pair up with me.

Yoongi, muttering: it's a sibling race.

Hoseok, clearly heard him and is now offended: didn't you say I was your eternal brother, hyung?

Yoongi: that was before I fell in love with you.

Hoseok: oh..

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