No pairing, just self-indulging
They’re BTS as a group and one weird concoction they received from a fan turned Hoseok to a child
He’s probably 3 years old
CHUBBY CHEEKS AND SOFT AND PLUMP AND HEAVENLY
HE LOVES THEM TOO. He’s confused but he is attached to everyone (aww)
They got in trouble with their manager and Bang-pd BUT HE’S SO CUTE AND THEY LOVE IT ANYWAYS
He doesn’t have any memories though
Gibberish talks and baby gurgling
Lowkey a problem because their comeback is nearing
They take him out anyways and buid memories and enjoy the moment because it’s not always you see a tiny Hoseok
Because no one knows how long Hoseok is in his child form, instead of buying him new clothes, they asked Bighit staffs for unused children clothes
Taehyung still bought him a bib because Hoseok is a messy eater
When he got his first wound (the dorm wasn’t quite as baby-proofed as they thought it was) IT WAS A MESS. Jimin probably shed few tears too because the hiccups and sobs are just heartbreaking
Seokjin carries him on his hip when he’s cooking, baby talking Hobi (“Does Hobi wanna taste? Yes? Okay here comes the airplane - aaaah. Good boy!” *cue little claps and giggles*)
HOBI AND YEONTAN PLAYING TOGETHER!
Taehyung wakes up early and he brings Hoseok with him to wake the others up with morning kisses from Hoseok (“Okay Hobi, now off with our mission!”)
Namjoon not knowing how to carry Hobi but when they’re watching cartoons together, they place Hoseok on Namjoon’s lap
For someone hyper, Hoseok is a tame child. He doesn’t cry and only runs around when playing with Yeontan
Jungkook isn’t allowed to play videogames in the common room because Hoseok might not enjoy the gun sounds
Yoongi is in charge of putting Hoseok to his nap in the afternoon (“Hobi nap time.” “Nooo!” “Yeees.” “Wanna play.” “The play dough won’t be gone, I promise.” “But *yawns*” “*exaggerated yawning sounds* Me too I’m sleepy, see?” “But-”) Yoongi struggles but he’s alright
Jimin sleeps with Hoseok. They cuddle but sometimes when Jimin is just more tired than usual, he puts Hoseok to his own bed because he’s afraid he might squish Hoseok in his sleep
They love cartoons now and sometimes, you can hear a member humming the opening songs of the cartoons they’re watching when they’re too focused on something
Namjoon loves baby talking to Hobi and spoiling him. Taehyung and Jimin come next. Jungkook is an extreme one. Yoongi and Seokjin are the ones that reel the others away from spoiling the child rotten
One month passed before Hoseok poofed back into his normal age form. He doesn’t remember anything
One day, during breakfast, Hoseok walked in still half-asleep and going around the dining table, he began kissing each of the members
There’s silence before Hoseok realized what he did and apologized, half confused and half shocked. The others are shocked too but they smiled, remembering the morning kisses from baby Hobi
Later, Taehyung finds the bib he bought hanged around one of Hoseok’s bed post
They carried on in their lives holding onto the memories of baby Hobi and treasuring more moments together
They don’t accept liquid gifts from fans anymore