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[SCREAMS IN GAY]

“Tsukishima why don’t you like anything?” “I don’t even like myself, give me a break.”

“Tsukishima do you want to rest?” “Death is the final rest”

“How are ur grades so good?” “Crippling anxiety and a crushing fear of failure.”

“Drugs are bad for you.” “Living is bad for me.”

*blatantly jaywalking on a relatively empty street* “HIT ME!”

*ordering food* “tsukishima what would you like?” “To die.”

“I worked nine hours on this project and if anything happens to it I’m gonna carve my heart out for the gods with a butter knife tbh.”

“Why do you fiddle with your fingers when you talk to people?” “Crippling anxiety.”

“Okay, yes. But have you considered… that I hate myself? Think it over.”

“This made me dissociate.”

“We have been in this gym for 6 hours and I’m not even sure I’m a real person anymore. Otherwise I’m doing okay, and you?”

“Sometimes I’m actually pretty fond of you guys and your hopeful outlook on life and your prospective futures. It’s quaint.”

“Guess who’s having a good day and is not suffering. Not me, but someone is I’m sure. Probaby hinata.”

*tsukishima, kenma and akaashi in the same room* *everyone rushes to seperate them because this is gonna be Bad and they know it* “the distrust…”

ukai is a fire elemental. he uses magic to light his cigs mostly. tbh he doesn’t see any reason to go parading his magic around.

takeda is a seer–the visions come and they go and they creep the team out but takeda always takes it in stride

daichi specializes half in shielding magic, which requires strong will and concentration, and half in earth elemental magic

suga specializes in illusionary magic and isn’t to be trusted ever

asahi specializes in nature magic because he is a soft boy who likes to talk to the trees

kiyoko specializes in ice magic which everyone agrees just makes her all the cooler

ennoshita specializes in hypnotic/mind control spells and is to be feared always

tanaka specializes in wind magic–wild, uncontrollable and free-spirited

nishinoya specializes in lighting magic to the surprise of absolutely no one

kinoshita specializes in transformation magic

narita specializes in puppeteering magic

hinata specializes in light/light-energy magic (like the literal sun)

kageyama specializes in fusion spells, he’s actually something of a genius at it–most fusion spells take immense concentration and control but kageyama kind of can just… do it? but while he can fuse spells by himself amazingly, pairing up is a different story…

yachi specializes in summoning magic but very unfortunately most of the things she summons terrify the shit out of the poor bean

yamaguchi specializes in curses/voodoo so do not let those freckles fool you–though he’s not exactly perfect at it yet so it’s good to have tsukki around when he practices

tsukishima specializes in spirit magics (like healing, purification/nullification, spirit protections/wards, astral projection)–essentially spells that don’t take great talent but do take great concentration, precision, and a degree of stubborn persistence to learn

tbh hinata’s specialization at this point in time is basically blowing things up and/or accidentally blinding people temporarily

yamaguchi’s is “accidentally” cursing people and letting tsukishima nullify it and clean it up sorry tsukki

ok to be fair most of the curses are actually accidental

kinoshita has definitely not transformed into a giant fucking spider to scare tanaka before come on he would never

yachi summons creatures by completely visualizing them in her head, drawing them, then chanting a spell to bring them to life but something always goes wrong and that is definitely not what i wanted and ohgodit’sgonnaeatmehelp

tsukishima is the team healer and it really only serves to make him more bitter

to the shock of no one, hinata and kageyama are the first of the first years to master broomless flying

“how is it that he can’t cast a single spell but he can fly just like that?”

“don’t question it, yamaguchi. you’ll give yourself a headache trying to wrap ur head around that idiot.”

tsukishima, yachi, suga, and asahi are also all very good at potion-making/herbology

however while tsukishima, yachi, and asahi are usually more into the healing aspects of potions making…

lol what I’m hinting at is that suga is adept at making poisons

suga is never ever to be trusted ever

that’s not to say he’s the only poison enthusiast. tsukishima dabbles. though he normally works with restorative substances, he isn’t above admitting that he finds poisons very appealing interesting purely from an academic standpoint because he has no one he wants to kill no sir

surprisingly, yachi also thinks its cool but has only ever read about it. she’s too nervous to try her hand at it because omg what if i drop some into the school’s main water supply and kILL EVERYONE?!

when kageyama’s spells work out, it’s great. when he loses focus while casting however, well…

you know the saying, “the bigger they are the bigger of an explosion they make when the spell goes awry because a certain short redhead just had to jump me while i was casting”

tsukishima wants to know why kageyama and hinata whine so much when he’s inevitably the one that has to deal with the fallout

he just thought healing magic was super cool. knitting tissue together in the blink of an eye? how cool is that?

if he’d have known he would have to spend his days healing up dinguses he would never have taken up spirit healing

karasuno rule #967: do not take noya swimming, he will randomly discharge while excited

- so, like, Tsukishima struggles with sensory overload, which is the reason for him constantly having headphones with him.

- whenever things become too much, Kei had a special playlist set on his phone. Its set full of soft, calming orchestral music, that helps him drown out everything else going on around him.

- he often ends up needing his headphones a lot during training camp, as being constantly surrounded by his loud teammates and the other teams is too much for him.

- once, his headphones went missing. (He’d left them outside on accident.) And had become frantic. None of his teammates knew what to do, as they had never seen him this way.

- Kuroo, however, spends a lot of time with Kenma, and recognizes the signs of sensory overload and oncoming anxiety attacks. He took Kei aside from everybody else, and just covered his ears with his hands so that Kei wouldn’t have to hear anything, until Bokuto and Akaashi found his headphones.

Some fanart for Galythia’s fanfiction A Not-So-Classic Romance~ :3

I wanted to draw something for this fic for so long, and I finally got time to finish it! Yayy

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