Apr 17
Y/n: what could Jimin be doing that involves bikinis, finger painting, and hot peppers?
Jungkook: *whispers in Y/n's ear*
Y/n: ew!
Hobi: what did he say?
Y/n: nothing, he stuck his tongue in my ear
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Y/n: what could Jimin be doing that involves bikinis, finger painting, and hot peppers?
Jungkook: *whispers in Y/n's ear*
Y/n: ew!
Hobi: what did he say?
Y/n: nothing, he stuck his tongue in my ear
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yoongi: *with an iced americano*
hobi: *also with an iced americano*
namjoon: what you got in that cup?
hobi: energy potion (β γ»β ββ γ»β )
yoongi: death in a cup
Jimin: You can ask anyone. We are close.
Taehyung nods
Yoongi: sometimes V and my boyfriend have sleepovers on our bed with me in it
Namjoon : Welcome, fellow idiots
Yoongi: Hello, Namjoon
Namjoon : No, no, not you, you're not an idiot
Yoongi: You underestimate me
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[The pack in a diner at 2am]
Waiter: What can I get y'all to drink?
Namjoon: I'll take a cup of coffee grounds. Just the grounds or whatevers left
Waiter: Uh...
Yoongi: I'll have a glass of room temperature vodka
Waiter: Jesus Chri- okay
Taehyung: Can I have the experience of tasting a root beer for the first time?
Waiter: .....
Jungkook: I'll have a coffee and bacon, I can mix them together if you don't want to?
Waiter: What the fuck?
Hoseok: I'll have a glass of pancake syrup.
Waiter:You- you want a pint of grenadine?
Jimin: Ooh that sounds good I'll take that please.
Waiter: π
Hoseok: Pancake syrup. No pancakes. The sweet stuff darling, pour it down my throat
Waiter: .....
Y/n (very softly): I just want a salad...
Waiter: I'm afraid to ask....
Seokjin, as loud as he can: Steak, rare and a bottle of goddamn wine. Please, for the love of fuck
Namjoon: why are you guys playing "The Floor is Lava"? you guys aren't 10
Hobi, on the counter: we're not playing "The Floor is Lava"
Jimin, next to Hobi: yeah, we're playing "Jungkook lost the tarantula"
Namjoon: *immediately gets on the coffee table*
Jin: my future wife is probably fake laughing at her boyfriend's jokes right now
Jin: be patient, queen, a true clown is on the way