yasha stan account

task manager kill this man

i love how this works no matter the result

i hate you e-tickets. give me a little keepsake or die

even the top gets called a faggot

me explaining modern homophobia to aristotle

what they dont tell you about adulthood is that it’s startlingly easy to go long periods of time without having any fun at all not even a little bit. btw this causes ur brain to try to kill you with knives and hammers.

You're not rotten work. Not to me. But i will be to you so watch out

hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus

"i require more fluids" well what did you do with the fluids I already gave you. hmm? did you make more mucus with them? you made more mucus with them.

me 2 me: anything u want princess

other than that mrs lincoln did you enjoy the play