they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

i need to forgive myself for everything by this weekend so i can start fixing my life from next week

I love when we get ex athletes commentating on their sport and you can tell they havent moved on or processed the trauma from their athlete years and project it on current players

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

just dying at people trying to choose the more ethical country to root for in the Fifa World Cup. arguing about how to ethically cheer for teams in the Fifa World Cup. it’s over

imagine it’s 1985 and you’re in love with someone but haven’t told them yet and it’s killing you inside and you’re so horny you’re practically in heat. and then bruce springsteen drops i’m on fire

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement