hiya bab

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

you make one fucking post where the point is “women are encouraged to develop disordered eating from a very young age and that impacts how we view the ‘natural’ size and shape of women” and too many reblogs later i am being accused of saying short people wouldn’t exist if they ate better growing up. i’m sorry but if you genuinely think i was saying that you are just a buffoon. i cannot and will not sanction your buffoonery.

“Oh how do you stay positive when the world is so awful how can you stay positive when our lives are falling apart-“ SPITE!!!!! ITS SPITE GODDAMN IT!!! REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE ANGRY AT THE WORLD AS A TEENAGER?? THAT KID WAS RIGHT AND YES IT FUCKING SUCKS AND NO, ITS NOT FAIR, SO YOU HAVE TO KEEP TRYING TO MAKE IT FAIR!!!!

Literally!! Also it takes so much fucking mental work to CHOOSE to be angry and pissy every single day. I think it’s true anyways. Being happy and positive when the world is awful is a protest to those who want others to be angry every day.

"hot girls do this" "hot girls do that" you bore me. ugly and cold women rise

my sexual fantasy Is to have someone notice my absence and wonder about me

Sometimes knowing spoilers for shows is more fun cause u get to spend the show being like how the fuck does that even end up happening ..

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts