Sentient Cereal

Baa baa backstreets, have you any boys

WOVEN TAPESTRIES???

i was jumanji’d too when i was a kid but no one cared

i was also zathura’d. i got both jumanji’d and zathura’d. Statistical impossibility but sad and true

I lie on the floor bleeding, I am seconds away from dying. I stand up perfectly straight and calmly walk over to my computer-- Inputing my password with calm collectedness, I log on to tumblr.com, I start wrtting a text post: "omggggg it's like this bullet is obsessed with me the way it is all up in my bussiness shfhgj #mybullet", I close my tabs, I power down my computer and walk back, I do the source engine ragdoll and I am dead within impact

i need to come up with some new concepts for my daydream cinematic universe

I need a day between every day to recover from the day before

something about spending my whole life at work feels weird... and something about spending my whole life at home feels weird... and something about talking to others feels weird... and something about being isolated feels weird... when is it ever going to feel right

"14 servings per package" listen man if you invite 13 people over to your house, buy a single "party size" bag of chips, and then you and all your guests each eat seven (7) chips and go "hmm, that was enough, I am satisfied! :)" then I'm coming into your house, and inhaling every single one of you and swallowing you without chewing like a baleen whale filtering krill.

ⓘ Tip If you feel unfulfilled by how you spent your time today, you can stay up late to try to combat the sense of dissatisfaction. This will ensure that you feel even worse tomorrow.

Wholesome

i know i just reblogged this a few hours ago but i keep thinking about this man and his powerful emanations. i think this might actually be the physical manifestation of the soul of new york city. if he dies the city itself becomes pillars of dust

The skull of agony and despair (migraine) has been cast upon me. The spells (pain meds) have done nothing to quell the curse (jaw and neck pain). I will be perishing shortly (going back to sleep).