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ko-fi | any tips really help keep me sane and producing <3

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Gumball! <3

what does this mean

Oh it’s like how when someone kisses you on the neck

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#meme #shit post #dank memes

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This still kills me

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So my computer did a thing and I feel like this could be a new meme but I don’t know what context to put it in so have fun

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when the carefree half of your soul is telling you to treat yourself but your dead side knows you need the money for groceries

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Selfie

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My man Jesus

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What story is that?

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Matthew 18:9

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“And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away.”

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“Jesus, how can I avoid sin when all these hussies keep revealing the fact that they have bodies?!”

“Hmmm, tough call bro. Have you tried gouging out your eyes so you don’t have to see all those bodies anymore?”

“wut”

“What?”

“Shouldn’t you tell them to… stop dressing like that or something?”

“Don’t see why. It’s not their fault that the fact that they have bodies makes you a fucking sinful horndog. Gotta fix that problem yourself, buddy. Go on, blind yourself.”

“Uh….”

“Or learn to keep it in your g’damn pants no matter what they’re wearing.”

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He goes on for like several examples too.

“How can I avoid like, an accidental slip of the hand when…they’re dressin like that?”

“Cut it off.”

“wut”

“Cut it off. Your hand. If it’s a problem, stop having a hand.”

“wut”

“What”

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“Did I fucking stutter?”

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hmmm

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Is that…..

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y’all gotta stop outing imortals like this

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hate quiet sex…we not in the library take yo wig off & turn up hoe

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fun fact!

This photo isn’t even edited. His name is Ollie and he just looks like that.

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You know when you clean your face really well and exfoliate and stuff and your face feels ten pounds lighter and clean and kind of raw, that’s how I want my heart to feel

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please reblog this if your blog is safe for asexuals

(an ace safe space)

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This is an acephobia free zone <3

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It’s 1am and this isn’t even my fandom

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