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what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why

Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of someone else's actions that I am directly impacted and severely affected by

it's hard being a polyamorous action hero because whenever i have flashbacks to all my dead wives it takes like 20 minutes to get through all of it

it kind of sounds like youre just feeding local women to the deadwife montage

I pawned your chastity key for drug money sorry

had a dream i walked up to a food stall and they tried to sell me 3 takoyaki for $130 and i was so mad that i woke myself up before completing the transaction. idiot lost their customer to the waking world lol. charge less next time.

whats yalls ultimate fave character. like years have passed, interests have come and gone, yet theyre still here. mines ellie williams

haters will see you going to therapy and be like he cant afford sixpenceee heals

please dont vape your blueberry ice flavor around my kid. we are raising him on marlboro reds exclusively.

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time