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4. uno

i don't have it i got the oldest xbox known to man

Those sick fucks at Ocean Spray will mix anything with a cranberry

neopronouns are getting so crazy wtf is 9/11

I enjoy a joke about fucked up German fairy tales as much as the next nerd, but it's genuinely striking how often the source for the really fucked up stuff turns out to be "yeah, this is only in the Brothers Grimm version and doesn't appear in any extant oral tradition, and we're like 80% sure they added it themselves". To a large extent it's not German fairy tales that are fucked up, it's two specific German dudes.

in retrospect we probably should have given the fairy tale writing to the Brothers Happy instead

that pistachio completely sealed in its shell is scared and alone, like a miner trapped by rubble. you need to free it by any means necessary. get the gun from your dad's cabinet

quitting my job to be a full time upstairs neighbor. bowling balls are in the mail as we speak

this lettuce smells like dog

you bought dog lettuce

ai could simply never create a body of fanfictional work that is so revealing about the author that it borders on humiliating.