It's humorless & comical at once.

every time i say something witty: please don’t think i’m flirting. i just want to establish myself as the funniest one here.

i don’t need therapy i need nuremberg trials

Happy Easter. Down with Christian Nationalism

someone is going to hear glen powell as fox mccloud and learn something new about themselves

underrated aspect of leaving conservatism is that you don’t have to lie to yourself about their pop culture being good

Doing my part to dissuade my parents from buying Ring cameras by explaining that they have to download an app

making a goal to go to the movies more often this year bc what if i turn my phone back on during the credits to find out It Happened

I have read too much that I can’t unsee from those files so this new Muppet Show is one of very few things keeping me sane

I will never manage a greater heist than getting my old conservative church to pay thousands of dollars in scholarships for the college education that made me go left