All the ideas and none of the motivation!

mario's personal information just got leaked onto the internet

it was a dire dire dox

I’m really enamored with the dynamic of two characters who work perfectly in tandem, like pacific rim drift compatible level, but they don’t like each other. It’s not even as strong an emotion as hate it’s just a very neutral-negative dislike, but they still act in perfect concert and their individual abilities are fully complementary

ice cream truck blasting gymnopedie no. 1 while a bunch of really forlorn children chase after it

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

nope. funkytown again

come on

this is why you shouldn't swear

Heard a car horn today that was tuned to a fifth. Fucked up, kinda delightful

fraggle rockers in the house tonight

actually its fraggle rock is

are you talking to yourself

mind your business

i have tested positive for tzatziki

this lettuce smells like dog

you bought dog lettuce

let the bodies hit the floor is such a scary song. usually bodies hitting the floor isn’t a good thing but this guy wants it to happen anyway.

and yet he insists there’s nothing wrong with him. haunting