The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

It got better

I love this

I love Kerry Washington

Reblogging for the yoshi lick

Science side of Tumblr: how can dragons breathe fire?

There are three variants of dragons. One of them possesses  a gland that produces a liquid, which spontaneously combusts when coming into contact with oxygen. Some phosphorus compounds could do that for example. The second one possesses two glands instead, which produce so-called hypergolic propellants, fluids that ignite when they come into contact with one another. The third kind stores the methane bacteria in their stomach produce, and expells it when breathing fire. In their mouth there’s a piezoelectric crystal, which is a substance that produces a spark when placed under mechanical stress and could thus serve to ignite the methane gas. Or it’s magic.

the inherent queerness of mitochondria

the mitochondria is the power bottom of the cell

THAT’S A FUCKING STRAIGHT JACKET FOR BABIES WHAT THE FUCK DON’T ADD A LITTLE SMILEY FACE WITH SOME HEARTS AND PUT THE WORD SNUGGLE IN THERE THAT’S HORRIFYING 

You guys have clearly never dealt with babies, it’s called swaddling you dumbasses and it helps calm a baby down and it makes it easier for a mother to hold onto/nurse a very fussy baby.

this site hates babies what do you expect

*sees a crib* THATS A FUCKING CAGE FOR BABIES WHAT THE FUCK

lmfao^^

repeat after me: it’s okay to not have everything figured out

shrek yourself before you wreck yourself

things heating up in the Shrek fandom.

@gaysupersoldiers

a normal interaction but everytime i overthink it my heart beats faster

Me: Doctor, why is that syringe filled with glitter? Doctor: Anaesthetic.

Please be nice to cashiers. It’s not their fault that the price is wrong, it’s not their fault that the item isn’t scanning, it’s not their fault that the store charges 5 cents for bags, it’s not their fault they have to ask you a few questions during your transaction, it’s not their fault that the line was long, it’s not their fault that your item was sold out, it’s not their fault that the bag ripped, it’s not their fault that when trying to bag your things nicely allowing the handles to still have function that the bag wasn’t exploding full, it’s not their fault the store is busy, it’s not their fault. Please be nice to cashiers.

What I will never forget about the march in DC.  Walking to the march, the streets were packed. Every once in a while you’d hear loud, distant-sounding cheering. I couldn’t figure out where it was coming from until we walked over a subway grate.  It was coming from underground. There were so many women coming in on the trains that you could hear us through the street. 

If your feminism isn’t intersectional, it ain’t shit.

Especially since my parents sure as hell haven’t respected the presidents they’ve disagreed with.