he is something else.. Iāve rarely seen such a specimen in my hundreds of years of existence
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Cosmic Funnies
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Mike Driver
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cherry valley forever
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he is something else.. Iāve rarely seen such a specimen in my hundreds of years of existence

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wheel of fortune
puzzle: H E _ _ O
category: greeting
contestant: spins
wheel: $5000
contestant: L!
pat: no L
This is a horror novel
very ridiculous that i am expected to graduate college and then do something else after that
me, around any type of angel statue: oh fuck haha better not blink
me, a milisecond later: really? really? what fucking year is it? really? are you sure? reall
self care is drinking directly from a puddle in the taco bell drive thru
slurp

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i guess im just too fucking dumb to lucid dream. cant ever realize im in a dream, iāll look around me like damn iām in my old elementary school and my teeth are falling out and im naked? well shit guess this is my life now. got fooled by my subconscious again lads
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man i luv fruit
Girlfriend Tag: Lesbian Edition
Here are some questions to answer when filming a girlfriend tag video with you and your girlfriend (or fiancĆ©e, wife). Letās see how much you know each other/your relationship. There are 100 inquiries, so if you donāt want to answer all of them, please read them over, because there are plenty of good questions. Or you can go to random.org and create a random number generator to decide your questions. Have fun, and please reblog!
1. When, where, and how did you meet?
2. What did you first notice about each other?
3. What were your first impressions of each other?
4. Who first asked the other out?
5. Where was your first date?
6. Who was first to verbally say āI love youā?
7. How did your first kiss happen?
8. When is your anniversary?
9. How long have you been together?
10. Were either of you out before becoming a couple?
11. Have either of you dated a girl before?
12. Were you friends before becoming a couple?
13. How does your girlfriend define her sexuality?
14. When is your girlfriendās birthday (month/day/year)? Who is older?
15. What is a typical date night like for you?
16. How do you usually spend your time together?
17. Do you live together?
18. How many people are in your girlfriendās family?
19. Whose family do you hang out with more?
20. How often do you find yourselves correcting others that you donāt have a boyfriend?
21. Are you friends with any other same sex couples?
22. Have you ever been mistaken as sisters?
23. Have you ever experienced any discrimination or prejudice becasue you are a same sex couple?
24. Does anyone you know disapprove of your relationship?
25, How much PDA do you do?
26. What nationality is your girlfriend?
27. What is your girlfriendās middle name?
28. Who usually pays when you go out to eat?
29. What is your girlfriendās number labeled as in your cell phone?
30. Do you have any pet names for each other?
31. Does your girlfriend have any pets?
32. Have you ever worn your girlfriendās clothes? If so, how often?
33. Who is more likely to cook a meal?
34. What is your girlfriendās favorite food? Least favorite food?
35. Who is more likely to cry for no reason?
36. Can your girlfriend play any musical instruments?
37. Who is your girlfriendās favorite musical artist?
38. What is your girlfriendās current favorite song?
39. Do you have a couple song?
40. Do you have a couple name?
41. What is your girlfriendās best physical feature?
42. Who is more likely to forget where they put things?
43. Which side of the bed do you each sleep on?
44. Who hogs the blankets/sheets more when sleeping together?
45. What do you argue/fight about the most?
46. How do you usually get over a argument/fight?
47. Does your girlfriend have an angry/annoyed/youāre in trouble stare? If so, show it!
48. How good is your girlfriend at communicating through facial expressions?
49. Who is better at accurately telling when the other is lying?
50. Does your girlfriend play any sports?
51. Does your girlfriend root for any sports teams?
52. On average, who takes longer getting ready to go somewhere?
53. Who is more likely to remember an important date (i.e. birthday, anniversary, etc.)?
54. What is your girlfriendās eye color?
55. What is your girlfriendās shoe size?
56. What is your girlfriendās dress size?
57. What is your girlfriendās favorite TV show?
58. What is your girlfriendās favorite movie?
59. Who is the bigger neat freak?
60. Who is the better gift giver?
61. Is your girlfriend more social or reserved?
62. Does your girlfriend prefer coffee or tea?
63. Is your girlfriend a morning or a night person?
64. Is your girlfriend more likely to save or spend money?
65. Who squashes the bugs?
66. Are there any famous lesbian couples you look up to?
67. What is your girlfriendās favorite color?
68. Does your girlfriend collect anything?
69. Who is more likely to randomly burst out into a song?
70. Who is more likely to randomly start dancing?
71. Have you ever taken a vacation together? If so, where to?
72. How tall is your girlfriend?
73. Is your girlfriend religious at all?
74. Who is more likely to spontaneously be romantic?
75. Whoās laugh is cuter?
76. Who is the better driver?
77. Who is the better singer?
78. Who is the better dancer?
79. Who is better at math?
80. Whose handwriting is better?
81. Who has a better sense of humor?
82. Has your girlfriend ever given you a honey-do list?
83. Does your girlfriend smoke?
84. Does your girlfriend drink alcohol at all? If so, what is her drink of choice?
85. Does your girlfriend have a job?
86. Who is more physically strong?
87. Who is more likely to refuse sex?
88. Have you ever shared a toothbrush?Ā
89.. Can your girlfriend speak more than one language? If so, which one(s)?
90. Who is your girlfriendās biggest celebrity crush?
91. Does your girlfriend have any quirky habits?
92. What is the most romantic thing your girlfriend has ever done for you?
93. What is one item on your girlfriendās bucket list?
94. How often do you find yourself telling your girlfriend āIām sorryā?
95. Have you ever discussed marriage?
96. Have you ever discussed having children?
97. Be honest: What is one thing your girlfriend does that you donāt like?
98. Is there anything about your girlfriend you think most people donāt know?
99. Beauty terms aside, choose one word to describe your girlfriend. Why that word?
100. Pass on one piece of relationship advice.

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brain: u gotta be⦠The Bestā¢
me: ok so weāll work hard then?
brain: no work⦠only Best.
me: logs into my google account
google all up in my email: BITCH??? THE FCUK IS YOU HACKED???
i love the fact that like⦠if you wanted to you could throw a chair⦠stoolā¦. lamp⦠medium sized houseplant⦠even a lightweight tableā¦. theres nothing physically stopping you from throwing furniture around, only social constructs and your own cowardice.
panic at the disco: š¶sugar caaaaane iiiiin the ea-sy morning, weather vaaaaaanes my, one and lonelyš¶Ā
Ā me, who still has no idea what the fuck thatās even supposed to mean:
If she can bend the water out of the map, canāt she bend it out of her hair?

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I really wish theyād come out with another Jig-type documentary, there are so many dancers they could use
*uses lol lmao and rip as punctuation*