a something between delight and misery

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

turn your attention to The Character

I love you DVDs, I love you VHS Tapes, I love you Cassettes, I love you Records, I love you CDs, I love you Books, I love you Journals

too perverted for the normies not perverted enough for the real perverts how am i supposed to make it in this crazy world

“potentially mature content” yeah that’s my pervert friend i hope it’s mature content that’s what i followed them for

not to out myself as touch starved but i think a staggering amount of my problems could be solved by a snuggle right now

yall can keep the nonchalant ones. i need mine weak in the knees bout me

*looks at the cost of rent* would anyone like to begin an intricate yet amicable roommates with benefits situationship with me

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

you have to romanticize the mundane or you won’t survive it’s cruel out there so drink your coffee and spray a little extra perfume