the earth from a distance

This implies that vampires who fly around in the sky at night have cleared their flight plans with the FAA so they have permission to enter owned airspace. I demand to meet the vampiric representative for the FAA!

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

actually fucking disgusting that glasses cost any money like if you actually think about it for more than a few seconds it is so unconscionably inhumane. this goes for things like insulin and mobility aids and hearing aids too ofc but fuck man, fucking glasses? the thing you need to fucking see? its genuinely sickening and inhumanly evil that those cost ANYTHING.

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

knowing that the past tense of "hang" is "hanged" when it's a method of execution can be very entertaining because you'll be watching a horror movie and someone goes "local legend says a woman was hung in these woods" and you're like "👀 good for her I guess"

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

Computer loves to be like "fuck! You sure you want to shut down? Youve got volume mixer open"