HE JUST LIKE ME FR!!!

every day i have to try and trick myself into thinking doing tasks is better than doing fuck all but my brain knows on an instinctive level that doing fuck all is my one true calling

its true. I'm 37 and there's nothing you all can do to stop me.

I'm not 37, but I've already learned that I'm the only one who can stop me, and that's only true sometimes.

LOVE the phrase if push comes to shove. if things get fucking violent

i woulda survived the movie Carrie because i simply wouldn’t have bullied her.

Ok, but the thing was she didn’t just kill people that bullied her, she murdered everyone at the prom. Remember what happened to that one teacher that was and helped her? So if you were at the prom you would have died.

you guys are KILLING me

this gets funnier the older you reblog it