the tender places

I think the reason charlos cleared all other teammate pairings with sponcon corporate yaoi is that they were willing to acknowledge the Secret to themselves (the secret being that the team is yaoifarming with these videos) and have it be an inside joke between them, thus forming one united little team who were In On It. The next reason is that they tricked themselves into truly caring who wins the challenges. And the final boss reason is that they actually did want to fuck each other.

I love when someone is explaining instructions to a group I’m in and they look at me and it reminds them to say something about using preferred names/pronouns or that there’s vegan food options available. I go by my given name/pronouns and I’m not vegan but I’m proud that I can provide this service

The absolute contempt for these locks is palpable.

this is gay culture

this reads like a lost shakespeare play 

let the contemporary record show mr beast was pretty ignorable for his whole career if you were just like, busy.

Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife

i also want to read this guy’s dead wife

putting my hand up during sex to ask a clarifying question about the order you just gave me