...I can finally follow you with all of my disdain

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.

I am offering english lessons under this post

プキ先生、まずは汚い言葉を教えてください！

I have no earthly clue what you’re saying to me right now

stand up & meow like a man

why do US patriots think they own "red white and blue" there's a lotta red white and blue flags out there. "i stand for the red white and blue" yass me too let's go costa rica 🇨🇷🇨🇷🇨🇷🇨🇷 let's go laos 🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦 fuck it up liberia 🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷 nepal get triangular with it 🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵

the dragon is mocking you for your silly little skimpy armor

“oh its actually super enchanted im protected” girl your tiddies and thighs are out you’re so biteable

well yeah, i wouldnt be caught dead in any armor that rendered me unbiteable

yeah tumblr user teethseeker i believe that information about you

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

eating puppet food like I fucking deserve

hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.

2013-2016 Hyundai Genesis Coupe

and every time we kiss I swear I could fly

everyday i mourn that my parents did not make me study five languages during my critical window of language acquisition (2 to 7 years)