...I can finally follow you with all of my disdain

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

ur telling me i have to make food again? i already did that yesterday! twice!!

this is some real bullshit

Nobody tell it about the dishes

I'm gonna be on the news

my evil yuri. my evil yuri that fucking sucks

have you guys seen my pet atom i cant find her anywhere

apparently, chinese goths have figured out how to do qing era costuming. jiangshi time.

daughter (non-practicing)

sister (deadbeat)

gang member found killed with strangely markiplier shaped hole in chest

tinder link in bio.

*tapes scissors to my dick* why won’t anyone fuck me, edward scissordick?

I love going trough the notes every time bc there’s always someone in the notes insisting we’re all mean and that you can just wear thick dish gloves over your fake nails as if I wouldn’t assume you’re going to Patrick Bateman my ass if you walked into the bedroom with claws and yellow rubber gloves

her pussy

OUTTA MY WAY IM BOUT TO GE- ouchie. Ouch. Ouchie.