exquisite;

Nope, well not me anyway. I’m a social worker.

Ah. And what exactly do social workers do? I never really understood that.

Oh, right. What about it? Depends on the day and how stressful it’s been.

That it’d look better in royal blue? Have you been listening at all? Are you really that stressed out?

What? You don’t want me to wear mismatch patterns?

No, Sky, no. If you’re going to wear full-on patterns, stick to only two at a time and make sure they don't clash.

After you enjoy the scene while you’re young?

There are many things to enjoy while I’m young.

Oh, definitely. How can I turn that down?

Ooh, is somebody getting a little more action lately?

But I didn’t have to dress myself then. Someone chose the clothes I would be wearing. 

And thank goodness they did.

Maybe you should design clothes too. 

Maybe in a few years.

I’m just one of those people who doesn’t wear royal blue. But so what if I did only wear black?

Shame. Would've looked nice. And while black is a brilliant color, not to mention, slimming, don't you get sick of being so monochromatic all the time?

Oh, I definitely will. Do you want to shop with me? Since you aren’t headed anywhere. 

Of course! I'd love to. Lingerie shopping, yes?

Wait, what would? Sorry I was kind of zoned out.

Your top. Do you normally space out this often?

Would it? I don’t know if Eve would live royal blue.

Who's Eve?

I think I don’t really wear royal blue, but thanks. 

Are you one of those people who only wear black?

You’re right, but sometimes they just don’t make it in the color you want. 

Well then, it's their loss because they've missed out on a great product.

I’d be mixing all sorts of patterns and colors. It’d be a very eclectic style.

It'd be a fashion emergency. [laughs] Goodness, you were going to be in my line of work before.

Haven’t been sleeping as well.

Is it some sad reason, or have you been busy in the bedroom?

I guess it is. So, to what pleasure do I owe this to? I mean, it’s not everyday you get a model talking to you.

No? What do you do?

*leans over and mock whispers* I’m a paparazzo undercover. 

Very funny. Totally believable.