The Lemon Zone

BY SECTATOR DAVID P. RUINERWULDD

Hello, brothers and sisters in God. I appreciate that you have found the time to both discover and read through this new translation of the Apocalypsis Salvatio. I appreciate that you have decided to find time to study the most accurate text of our Holy Book. Before I begin the interpretation, I would like to properly introduce myself for any of the unacquainted among us. I am Sct. David Palmar Ruinerwuldd, an expert in the study of the Apocalypsis Salvatio. I have been studying the Holy Text for my entire life, and I am glad that I will be able to share what I have learned and deciphered with the entire world. In a way, it is continuing my duty as a Sectator, though I have given up on actively preaching to my congregation, as I have gotten much too old to prepare a new speech every week. As I have been a Sectator for nigh forty years, I see it in the interest of both my faith, and a celebration of such a symbolic landmark, to begin my interpretation with the Apocalypse of the Nephilim, the first book of the Apocalypsis Salvatio, the most correct book in the world. 

Beginning with the first chapter, we get multiple messages from the LORD about his view on the world. “The kings of the world, claiming to be the ‘Nephilim’ amongst themselves, believed themselves to be above humanity.” (Nephilim 1:4). This is absolutely vital– For all those among you who have had the privilege of reading, or being told of, the Genesis, we can see there that before the Flood of Noah, the Nephilim emerged. I would like to think that they took the same role as they did in our world. They were corruptors, they were made to deceive men and turn them away from God into the Pagan Evils of the world, or into worshipping them as gods. However, God saw fit to purge them from the world with flood, and then with flame. For no mercy is to be shown to the evil. “[The flaming arrows] hit the cities where Nephilim resided, the concrete foundations, coalescing into the shape of a mushroom.” (Nephilim 1:20). Now, this passage is of vital importance– Some in recent times, especially the “scientists”, have claimed it to be evidence of some kind of ancient nuclear disaster. This is utter foolishness. If it was that, then it would be documented as thus. But it is not. Instead, it should be taken to mean what it says. That the LORD God rained flame upon the Nephilim to cleanse the world.

And as our God is intensely merciful as we can see in the next chapter of our Holy Book, because despite his decision to annihilate the Nephilim, he still calls to each and every one in the form of Gabriel;  “If you repent, as God has commanded you, you will be spared of destruction. For if you do not repent, the LORD will strike all of you, in every nation of the world, with his wrath.” (Nephilim 2:3-4). Despite everything, despite everything extended to them, not a single Nephilim ended up repenting, coming to belief in Him.

However, there were still people willing to live. The LORD would not have to rebuild from the beginning once more, but he would take the Seven deemed worthy, and he would let them rebuild society. That is the purpose of Chapter 3 of the Apocalypse of the Nephilim– It is to show the worthiness of the Survivors, the ones who have founded our church, including the Holy Prophet Astrid of Agnost. Speaking of the Prophet, we can go around the 4th chapter, giving us the perspective of the Metatron, and go straight into the Revelatory Vision of the Holy Prophet Astrid. There, God tells the Holy Prophet Astrid they will be the beginning of a long line of Prophets, and they will reshape the world after the destruction of the Nephilim. Then in the sixth chapter, Ether tries to upstage the Holy Prophet Astrid by pretending to have a vision. Here the LORD shows the dangers of pretending to be one of his Prophets when you are not one, for the true Prophets shall know you are false.

The next chapter focuses on the heresy of the Traitor Sama. He was deprived of the holiness of his name for the transgressions against God, consorting with Iblis Morningstar without explicit permission and harming his chosen people. Many people today see Sama as some sort of figure to be praised for this act– He is not. Sama is the lowest of low. He is evil, for he has betrayed the LORD in every way that matters. In the next chapter, God tells Michael why people need free will, as is his divine will. 

In the ninth chapter, the twenty-eighth year of their life inside of God’s Sacred Cavern, we can see the establishment of The Apocalypsis and the Day of Survival, the most sacred days for all the adherents of the Apocalypsis Salvatio, and the religious context that surrounds it; That God himself came down and spoke to us, telling us to keep a day somber and sacred, then celebrate our life on the next. Is it not a thing of wonder?

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I've seen random kids who briefly escaped from their parents bolt across a public park buck-ass naked after they were playing in the water fountain and their parents were in the middle of changing their kid from wet clothes to dry clothes when the small nudist escaped. Changing your small kid's clothes right there in public is ok because there is obviously nothing sexual about a child whose clothes got wet. But although people will have baby pictures of their kids in the bath or just running around the house like that because sometimes little apes hate clothes for some reason, it's considered common sense to not share those pictures on facebook mom groups and such, because you have no way of knowing who's seeing them, and that blurs the line of context.

It all boils down to the clearly defined context. Bathing nude in the same sauna with five of your co-workers at the office christmas party? Clearly nonsexual, therefore completely fine. Your friend-with-benefits inviting you to come over and opening the door in nothing but a doggy collar and the most porn-scented perfume? Clearly sexual, therefore completely fine. A woman checking her breasts for lumps in the gym lockers just before or after a shower? Clearly non-sexual, therefore completely fine.

But if you went to the bank today and there's some guy who walks in and immediately strips naked, doing his banking business wearing nothing but a deep smile and being clearly very content with this situation, you have no way of telling whether he's getting kicks out of this or not. There is no contextual reason for him to be nude. Therefore, that is inappropriate.