#skylar

Dorian- being the players first friend he tries to help them (make friends or whatever). the player seeing that he is like strictly business no fun talks to all of the Dorian’s thinking it’s annoying him, but that makes him see how much they care or something and falls in love.

Lux- the player hears that people don’t like Lux because they’re kind of arrogant/rude so they go to Lux and go all like hey please teach me your ways and lux falls in love because Bros full of themself.

Scandalabra- the player sees that people don’t really like scandalabra, so they start spilling the tea on everyone they know so far and then scandalabra fall in love because bro lives for drama/scandals

Hector-they feel too bad insulting him to his face so they just say woof/bark at him, then when that doesn’t work (Hector just is confused) they think “huh being inappropriate unwarranted makes people not like you” so they just start spewing ‘sexy’ nonsense until they get embarrassed and leave. Hector falls deeper in love

Jean loo- the player decides to beat Jean Loo and his own game because ‘what destroys a relationship more than over competitiveness?’ and then Jonh falls in love because the player is a better crapper (note cool rapper)

Airyn-the players is tired of using words to make people hate (or at least TRYING) them so they just kinda silently look at her breathing in air to maybe spite her and then she falls in love because you have to be silent for her to gaf.

Skyler- she doesn’t tell the others what the player is trying to do because she thinks it’s really funny and amusing, and also doesn’t want the dateables to hate the player because then she can’t realize them/become humanAND ALSO the player is worried that if the suspension of disbelief is broken, it breaks the entire glasses/save file/run so they fix the suspension of this belief and then Skyler falls in love.

Reggie-Sitting back with a box of popcorn laughing at the players dismay, (maybe falling in love with their efforts??I don’t know)