Lexy Harrington

Ya… Well… I already knew that.

I did too, but I like to forget... You can sit if you want. 

It’s okay, I hate me, too. I mean, look at this hair. What the fuck kind of man wears a bun? I’m such a douche… Okay, no Avril – got it. No Peter Griffin ‘Megatron’ – got it. Can I Google?

Yes, but you’re my douche. Plus, I think the man bun suits you pretty well...Of course you can. To the Google Searchman.

Whatever you say, Ex… Whatever.. You.. Say..

Good... Now hush.

Aw, but I want them to see what I see when I wake up..

Ummm, that’s exclusively for you. So if you want this to continue, promise you won’t.

Yes… I mean, no. No. Do you think A-L-I-C-E is how we should spell it? Or something else? Because I want something else, but I mean, if you want A-L-I-C-E then that’s fine. You’re the incubator.

Ugh, I hate you.... It doesn’t have to be spelled that way. I think it’d be nice to change it up. Plus, when have we ever followed the norm for anything. But, I think you should pick the spelling. As long as if it doesn’t come out as A-V-R-I-L, I’ll be okay with it.

I mean, I am.. You aren’t, unless you were doing that shit behind my back, then you know, fuck you.. But I mean..

[she walked to the couch, flopping her self on it before laying sideways] You’re impossible.

A giddy smile played its way onto his lips before Adam looked down to see just how much of the maple syrup he had poured on. Near half the bottle was on the bread now and he was satisfied with that so he handed it over to Lexy. “It doesn’t sound weird at all,” he reassured the girl, savagely cutting into the waffle as their waitress brought two more platters of waffles and set them down on the vacant tables beside them. “For all you know,” putting a piece of the waffle in his mouth, he shrugged before continuing, “They could turn out being your family in the future if low and behold, the stars align and pave a way for us or something.” Adam mentally slapped himself after realizing that he hadn’t stopped his thoughts from becoming known to the girl and was the one nearly red-faced now. “And let’s pretend I didn’t say that.”

The maple syrup seemed to be nearly empty by the time she got it. She held it over her plate, silently laughing at the amount he had used. Lexy wondered how he could stay so thin with the amount of food he was bound to consume. The waitress brought out more food, forcing Lexy to keep her jaw from dropping. “How do you even fit all of this?” This question was more for herself, than for him. She poured a small amount of syrup onto her plate as Adam spoke. When he mentioned his family becoming hers, she nearly dropped the syrup. Lexy looked at him, noticing his face getting red. “I’m not sure I can just let you get away with that. I’ll find a way to tease you for it later.” She wasn’t sure where that response came from, but it was better than her usual stumble of word. Especially, around him. 

We’ve had less.

Just try not to mess up my hair too much. 

I love it.. Actually. Like.. I didn’t even… i don’t know. I don’t even think of Alice in Wonderland, honestly. 

You’re right! I didn’t think of that either. Wow, I wasn’t sure we’d be able to figure one out today.......So can I have waffle fries now?

Ya… Pretty much..

Well...shit. We’re just screwed, aren’t we?

I like it. How do you feel about it?

Who gives a fuck it’s our day.. Five minutes.

That’s not a long time.

[he laughs dryly] Well, I don’t know.. Can’t really do my usual, right?

You can do your usual, excluding the drugs. Unless it was really all about them.

[he continues to look down] Okay.. [he shrugs] I’m sorry.

You don’t have to be sorry. But, we need to do something. Anything. So what do you want to do? Within the walls of my apartment of course.

[he continues to laugh but covers his face and leans away from Lexy] Because Alice knows that daddy loves the song Alice that Avril sings.

Oh my god. [she playfully hits him in the chest] That’s the closest you’re getting to Avril.

Like an ugly girl that gives good blow jobs. I’m lucky though, because you’re fucking gorgeous, and you give my pretty great dick some nice little swirls and.. Fuck. I love you, Alexis.

I love you too, Adam. So how long do you think we have before they find us?