The Imperfect Expression

Fishing is the underwater equivalent to an alien abduction…

The radio in my video game has a greater variety of music than the one in my car.

women are harpies that are stealing my Man Strength in order to make themselves stronger.  I saw one woman who had done this five times, and could now bench-press more than me in the gym.  Terrifying.

when a man loves a man they have infinite strength, but when a woman loves a woman they have no weaknesses. chose wisely…

The Unstoppable Gay meets the Immovable Lesbian.

*fake moustache falls off to reveal a real moustache* god damn my identity is revealed

I think we all needed this

*winks at you with both eyes*

I don’t even know what’s real anymore. 🔊

Whenever you’re feeling sudden calm its because I took your voodoo doll out for a picnic on a grassy hill

this is why it irritates the hell out of me when I see people saying “it wasn’t about racism!” okay, maybe not everyone who voted out did it for that reason - most seem to be regretting it now they see and understand the consequences - but the result is encouraging the racists who did vote out for racist reasons to show their true colours.

#AshamedToBeBritish

And kindly everyone stop spreading the lie that “it’s just about xenophobia, saying it’s about racism is an American misunderstanding.” It is about racism AND xenophobia. These literal fascists do not care if they’re attacking a white EU migrant or a PoC British citizen/migrant from a non-EU country. This is what brexit has encouraged and made mainstream. Disgusting and inexcusable by any reasoning.

World War III happening soon everyone!

This is really sad. I hate how you have people that say “Oh, well, they don’t realize how much good this does for their country!”. All I’m seeing is an economic clusterfuck and racism along with xenophobia taking over without anything preventing it. This was all because I assume they wanted to protect their borders, but apparently leaving the EU wasn’t such a good idea, was it? It’s sad that this whole Brexit thing somehow gives racist and xenophobic men and women the right to discourage and discriminate anything other than what’s British. I never realized how bad it was there. It’s sickening, and I’m glad I’m not there. The UK made their mistake, hopefully our country won’t repeat history so rapidly.

… didn’t anyone in history class learn that if you close off everything you’ll end in an economic rut?

let your child be goofy and silly and make messes. teach them to clean up the messes without yelling at them. let your child be a child. not a mini adult who has to be perfect 24/7

This movie…. This movie was a goddamn masterpiece.

This man is my hero

Finally!

I was scrolling down honestly expecting to be told that this was footage of a young Vin Diesel.

Not all heroes wear capes.

Didn’t I tell y'all Apple does this shit? They literally design stuff to “break” so you have to replace it. They purposefully outmode their accessories and shit for the same reason.

Son… THIS is what I’M here for. The slow motion at the end? PRICELESS!!!