Fishing is the underwater equivalent to an alien abductionā¦

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Fishing is the underwater equivalent to an alien abductionā¦

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The radio in my video game has a greater variety of music than the one in my car.
Photographer Michelle Lynn Fritz has taken stunning snapshots of frozen bubbles that show intricate crystals forming on them resembling snowflakes.
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This just in heterosexual culture still unappealing and weirdĀ
women are harpies that are stealing my Man Strength in order to make themselves stronger.Ā I saw one woman who had done this five times, and could now bench-press more than me in the gym.Ā Terrifying.
when a man loves a man they have infinite strength, but when a woman loves a woman they have no weaknesses. chose wiselyā¦
The Unstoppable Gay meets the Immovable Lesbian.

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*fake moustache falls off to reveal a real moustache* god damn my identity is revealed
Letās be real, in a time before the internet people didnāt have more adventures and make more meaningful connections. They watched TV and listened to CDs. Before that they listened to records and read magazines. Before that they listened to the radio and read bad dime novels. Before that they embroidered or some shit.
People have been staying inside and ignoring other people for as long as there have been buildings.Ā
I think we all needed this
Today the Department of Awesomely Good Deeds salutes police officers in Parma, Ohio who, upon discovering that a mourning dove had built her nest and laid eggs on the windshield cowl of one of their backup squad cars, went out of their way to protect the mama bird rather than displace her.
Officers attached an umbrella to the police carās windshield, both to give the bird shade and keep her dry, set up a little cup of water for her, and taped off the vehicle so that no one would bother her. They also named her Gerty.
Photos by Julia Tullos, Lisa Lowry, and the City of Parma respectively.
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I heard you like bad girls. Well Iām bad
At everything
*winks at you with both eyes*
I donāt even know whatās real anymore.Ā š

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Whenever youāre feeling sudden calm its because I took your voodoo doll out for a picnic on a grassy hill
this is what post brexit britain looks like, we have given in to xenophobia and racism, and itās terrifying
this is why it irritates the hell out of me when I see people saying āit wasnāt about racism!ā okay, maybe not everyone who voted out did it for that reason - most seem to be regretting it now they see and understand the consequences - but the result is encouraging the racists who did vote out for racist reasons to show their true colours.
#AshamedToBeBritish
And kindly everyone stop spreading the lie that āitās just about xenophobia, saying itās about racism is an American misunderstanding.ā It is about racism AND xenophobia. These literal fascists do not care if theyāre attacking a white EU migrant or a PoC British citizen/migrant from a non-EU country. This is what brexit has encouraged and made mainstream. Disgusting and inexcusable by any reasoning.
World War III happening soon everyone!
This is really sad. I hate how you have people that say āOh, well, they donāt realize how much good this does for their country!ā. All Iām seeing is an economic clusterfuck and racism along with xenophobia taking over without anything preventing it. This was all because I assume they wanted to protect their borders, but apparently leaving the EU wasnāt such a good idea, was it? Itās sad that this whole Brexit thing somehow gives racist and xenophobic men and women the right to discourage and discriminate anything other than whatās British. I never realized how bad it was there. Itās sickening, and Iām glad Iām not there. The UK made their mistake, hopefully our country wonāt repeat history so rapidly.
⦠didnāt anyone in history class learn that if you close off everything youāll end in an economic rut?
let your child be goofy and silly and make messes. teach them to clean up the messes without yelling at them. let your child be a child. not a mini adult who has to be perfect 24/7
Gif Meme: The Princess and the Frog + Scenery
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This movieā¦. This movie was a goddamn masterpiece.
Thatās Louis Rossman, a repair technician and YouTuber, who went viral recently for railing against Apple. Apple purposely charges a lot for repairs and you either have to pay up or buy a new device. Thatās because Apple withholds necessary tools and information from outside repair shops. And to think, we were just so close to change.
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This man is my hero
Finally!
I was scrolling down honestly expecting to be told that this was footage of a young Vin Diesel.
Not all heroes wear capes.
Didnāt I tell y'all Apple does this shit? They literally design stuff to ābreakā so you have to replace it. They purposefully outmode their accessories and shit for the same reason.
Letās all marry this hero. I donāt even use Apple products but what this guyās doing right here? Showing people how to fix stuff and holding the corporation that pulls dysfunction-by-design accountable for their bullshit?
HAVE MERCY.

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Shit Iāve Heard High Schoolers Say
Why stop at capitalism? Destroy everything.
Guys itās been three weeks since Iāve eaten a vegetable
At least we have memes to dull the pain of existence
An AP student: Oh my god I thought seven was less than sixĀ
(while filling the cap of their water bottle with water) SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTSĀ
friend one: If all your friends jumped off a bridge wou- friend two: probably
IāM GONNA GO HOME AND DRINK A WHOLE GLASS OF WEED
If cows ruled the world would they drink human milk?
student: my calculator is broken teacher: your calculator isnāt broken, youāre broken
no actually I think you have to be of age to be considered a cougar
(during math class on the second floor) student 1: so like how far do you think the distance is from that window to the ground? Ā student 2: enough
teacher:Ā has anyone ever been to New Orleans? Student:Ā does Popeyes count?
my word count on this paper isnāt very high but I certainly am
weāre in adult limbo. Iām not a teen and Iām not an adult. IāM SUFFERING, THATāS WHAT I AM!
Look at my⦠(swings leg up to show shorts) not pants
Son⦠THIS is what IāM here for. The slow motion at the end? PRICELESS!!!