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jaykyle is funny as hell to me b/c at least this partner already got their death out of the way before hooking up with kyle

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I think Duke should be immortal in the "cannot die" sense and Jason should be immortal in the "cannot stay dead" sense and that they should keep this a secret from everyone including each other. And then they should both get caught in a situation that Absolutely Should Kill Them Instantly, miraculously not die, and then be like:
Like Jason shields Duke from some massive explosion or something, and Duke is horrified because he thinks Jason just pointlessly sacrificed himself for someone who would've been fine anyway - only for Jason to very casually come back from the dead, look at a completely unscathed Duke Thomas, and go, "Hey, what the fuck."
And Duke should look at a freshly revived Jason Todd and be like, "Me what the fuck? No you what the fuck."
And they end up both agreeing to not say a word about this to the rest of the Bats. Which poses issues. Because here you have a pair of unhinged vigilante siblings that do not fear death, that additionally now know they don't have to fear each other's deaths either, both unwilling to give anything less than everything they have to do what they think is right (and/or what they really, really want to).
So. Some things that happen in consequence:
Duke throws Jason off a fifty-story building in pursuit of some shoplifting rich asshole that was caught on camera insulting Duke's favorite metal band and being a classist fuck about it. This does, incidentally, re-traumatize Nightwing, who was ten feet away and not prepared to see his little brother yeeted off the side of a building, no grapple in sight - but it also traumatizes the shoplifter when Jason lands right in front of him, grotesquely knits himself back together, and rises from the ground in a distinctly horrifying fashion just to beat the shit out of him. So Duke takes the win.
Jason shoots Duke in the head to get him to stop shining light in his eyes in the middle of a gunfight. He does stop, but only because Batman shows up out of nowhere, and now Duke gets to pretend to be grievously injured while Batman yells at Jason about "self-control" and "maturity" and "putting teammates at risk." Meanwhile Duke is playing up this horrible concussion that he doesn't even have. Jason is seething. (Duke gets checked out at Leslie's. They convince her to lie for them by appealing to her inner petty bitch.)
Jason gets his payback a few months later by poisoning himself at an undercover op and subsequently forcing Duke to drag his dead body around a mob-owned nightclub for like half an hour trying to convince seasoned criminals that this brick shithouse of a man sprawled awkwardly across his back is just... really wasted. Totally not a corpse.
Both Jason and Duke get caught in many, many, many explosions after that initial reveal, and it's always terrifying for the rest of the Bats. It gets to a point where Batman refuses to partner Duke and Jason together for literally anything, because they always act fucking insane. Big metal vehicle moving hundreds of miles an hour towards an unsuspecting civilian? That's okay! Jason will just throw Duke in front if it. Unknown, volatile substance potentially being used by a notorious serial killer to murder his victims? No lab testing required! Duke will just pour a whole pint of the stuff on Jason's bare arm to see how it reacts. Bomb that can't be disarmed? Why wait for backup when these two* can just grab the thing and jump into the harbor? Like, genuinely. The stress. Bruce is one particularly traumatic incident away from actually considering therapy.
*Originally said "these two psychopaths" before I clocked the poor word choice. Please reblog this version instead.
You know for all that a certain kind of fans love to claim that ppl keep giving Jason other batboys' traits, in a way it is kind of hilarious how DC seems obsessed with doing the opposite
I like how Jason is actually very expressive without his helmet <33 Love his cocky smile. Love how he is a crybaby. Love when he is mad at Bruce and then he say that straight to his face. Love how all of this is contradicting with how his helmet looks as simple as possible with nothing other than eyes on it to hide his emotions <33
Don't like how ppl make his default expression is grumpy/ angry. Don't really like how they somehow make his helmet looks angry too. Don't like how they make JAYBIN's default expression is angry.

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Reasons why I have beef with the UtRH movie:
- No batarang to the throat/implied second ressurection + to escape from batarang to the throat they made Jason into a compelte idiot;
- Jason frees the Joker for his revenge scheme, which goes against the Joker *already being free* as in the comic (which actually reinforces Jason's points)
- No unexplained resurrection/Talia ressurecting him using the Lazarus Pit
- Did I mention no batarang to the throat?
Very important addition by @disniq !
Oh my god I also forgot that, since they show his death, no Sheila is absolutely terrible. Maybe it's the worst of all.
jason antis: jason isnt even bruceās favourite kid
jason fans:
DADDYāS NO. 1 SACRIFICIAL LAMB
FATHERāS FAVOURITE PUNCHING BAG
PAPAāS DEFAULT SCAPEGOAT
Leave the Porchlight on
genuinely love the idea that jayroy breaks up, and everyone has decided the side they're on is the one that ends with them getting back together -- relations are tense and they cannot deal and they would much rather deal with the weird lovey dovey shit than the, "one of them may kill themselves and the one that doesn't do it first will inevitably crawl in the grave of the first one" shit, so it would be nice to skip that whole ordeal and call the wedding planner and couples therapist right now, and by right now i mean yesterday -- SOMEBODY GET THAT BITCH ON SPEED DIAL
Can you not victim blame your little brother, Dick ? And say he got himself murdered ?
Is. Hang on. Is that a redraw of Jason SAVING TWO-FACE'S LIFE??? THAT'S WHAT IS A PRIME EXAMPLE OF DAREDEVIL JASON????? SAVING THE LIFE OF HIS FATHER'S KILLER??????
(Batman 411 by Max Collins with art by Dave Cockrum)
And btw for an exact shot of Two-Face (albeit, not Harvey) getting full-body slammed into feet first by a Gotham vigilante during Jason's Robin, can I interest you in:
(Detective Comics 581 by Mike W. Barr with art by Jim Baikie and Pablo Marcos)
But nobody says Bruce is deathly reckless by doing that, do they?

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Call me silly, but I think the nickname āWonder Chickā is adorable for Donna. I love it.
The 60s Teen Titans run has a habit of using name riffs or nicknames rather than proper titles a lot, and one of the most common ones (especially by Dick) is Wonder Chick. Obviously, the intention was to add variety to the dialogue, and chick means girl, ergo.
But to me, when I see āchickā, my first association is ābaby birdā. So our Wonder Twins, Dick and Donna, become Robin and Wonder Chick. Robin, a bird often used to signify youth or innocence due to the spring connection, and chick, a baby bird. Theyāre two little birds.
Theyāre twin baby birds, and it makes my heart ache more than a bit.
The things when dc and the fandom trying to blame it on jason of how āhe's reckless and he disobeyed bruceās order and that got him killedā somehow remind me about the Adam and Eve story, that whole āthe first human sin was disobedience" thing. And it also remind me of this specific quote: āThe first sins of humanity, were trusting others. Eve trusted a snake, Adam trusted Eve, and I trust you.āĀ
And let me tell you why, because Jason didnāt die because he was reckless and went after the Joker, he didnāt die because he was disobedient and didnāt want to listen to Bruce. He did that because he trusts Sheila. Because he trusts his mother. So he followed Sheila and followed his mother and followed her into the warehouse because his mom told him to. And because he loves his mother, and he was trying to help her and he was trying to save her. He died because he put his trust in the wrong person, he died because Joker beat him up so bad that he could only crawl, he died because Joker placed a bomb, he died because he was trying to save someone he loved, he died because in his last moment he tried to cover her from the explosion and took most of the blast. Thatās why.
Ok but if Willis ever came back from the dead heād jump Bruceās ass on sight š
a vigilante shows up to talk to (accuse) jason abt something and everytime he either looks like its the biggest inconvenience hes ever dealt with OR he gets this irritating little smirk like he won something. dude youre about to get your ass beat sit down
One thing that's bothering me a bit is how Jason is expected to swallow down his emotions regarding Two Face. I'm not good with words, but there's just something about how the killer of Bruce's parents got put away, the killer of Dick's parents got put away, but Jason still has to face his dad's killer every other week.
I started thinking about it because of these two panels. Bruce is (rightfully) chastizing Jason about not letting his anger control him, when Jason points out the hypocrisy of that. It's a fair point, considering Bruce just tried to kill the Joker a few issues ago due to a lost temper. This conversation seemed like a good opportunity to discuss their similarities, how Bruce deals with it, morality in general and etc.
But instead, Bruce just... deflects.
Later, they briefly talk about it in the cave. But it's framed more as Jason letting his pesky emotions about Two Face interrupt their crimefighting, rather than the complex grief that it is.
Not to mention that other than the confrontation when Jason discovered Bruce keeping his dad's death a secret, they really haven't talked about how Jason feels over his parents. We see it, like when Jason is crying in bed all day, but there's no real conversation, at least not that I've gotten to yet.
Maybe the writers just didn't care to mention it, since there weren't any thoughts or flashbacks about his parents when he got fear-gassed, nor the two times he nearly blew up, when B lost custody of him, when he got beat up by that mob--nothing. It just makes me sad.
Ah but you see, Bruce's parents were philanthropists, Dick's parents were world class famous acrobats. Jason's parents were a "low life thief" and a drug addict. Why would he be mourning such despicable people? Why would he miss them?

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a little funny how jason is perpetually depicted as the distant, grumpy one, rejecting advances of love & acceptance when he's the one who gets up to all these fucked up versions of looney tunes shenanigans to ask hey do you love me pls say that you love me i really wish for us to be family i want to be back with you say it say it say it say love me love me love me pls pls pls pls pls pls FUCKED UP methods, let me repeat but the point stands. he's the one desperately reaching out over & over & over
You know those photos of little birds sleeping together on a branch, all cuddled up in a line? This, but its the Order of the Robins from Dark Knights of Steel, high up on some precarious ledge:
(The photos in question:)