cannot i prevail upon you to go to sea?

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

I love the headcanons that are like ‘the eridians already figured out how to replicate earth’s atmosphere, temperature, food, light, the ocean for the human. ofc they found a way to extend grace’s life expectancy’ bc talk about my exact brand of cope. but I also think another motivating factor could have been no one wanting to deal w 400 years of rocky in a bad mood

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

rocky not fucking like ball. warning.

🎹🎂20 YEARS OF NEIL🎂🎹

ok. enough of all that. now lets go to bed everyone. follow me