real talk

Honestly if we didn’t share the planet with funny little animals I would have fucking lost it years ago

how come they make you reinvent the concept of dinner every evening. I have to make dinner come true every evening like some kind of unpaid genie intern

In your 20s, you'll feel like you're losing the race. It's important to understand that there is no race.

I was not made for….*gestures broadly at the world*

We all like to think we can handle change gracefully, and then someone rearranges our grocery store.

doesn't it piss you off that you have to find something to eat every single day. every one of them. just every day. you gotta eat something

I think it is mandatory, especially in the morning, to be quiet

kind of weird how parts of your soul are left in various locations without any warning… like yes i’m always at the top of that hill, sitting at the bus stop, in the cool light of the Japanese restaurant, standing at the pier etc etc

the greatest thing about having a cat is it just scratches my inherent itch to be annoying. life is just so much better when you can walk through your living room and point at the animal minding her own business on the couch and go “itsababyyyyy” in a really fucking stupid voice

sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time